Energizer Bunny...

[Rust In Peace]

Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death

of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities

believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 last

evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that

kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie", as he was

known to his friends and family, was alone at the time

of his death.



An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning.

Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the

cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual

over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's

batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and

coming.... and coming......

[zan]

thats great

[Relorian]

Hahahaha that is Great.... im fowarding it to my friends