Best bumper stickers??

[Platinum]

I got 2...one says:



"My Other Ride Is Your MOM"



The other says:



"Single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus!"



Anyone got sum good ones?

[dxpac666]

I saw one once that was pretty funny... a couple of pigs gettin it on and it said "Makin' Bacon"

[Delete]

"Shit happens"

"My kid beat the shit out of your honor student"

"I steal cable"

"Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1850" it said 18something, dont remember the date

[Delete]

heh remembered 2 more:



"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."



"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"

[Jedi]

I still like...



How's my driving? Dial 1-800-Fuck-Off

[Kai Shadowbane]

if you can read this, you're too close

[syntax53]

not a bumper sticker, but my fav was a license plate someone had ... i leaned out my window and yelled "Your license plate fucking rules!"



it was: DEZNUTZ

[Demonic]

i saw one today as i was walking out of work...



No matter how pretty she is...

Someone is fuckin sick of her shit!