The Geography Of A Men & Women

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Xetox
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The Geography Of A Men & Women

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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN



Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half

wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.



Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open



to trade especially for someone with cash.



Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and

convinced

of her own beauty.



Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a

warm and desirable place to visit.



Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by

past mistakes. Reconstruction is now necessary.



Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are

unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.



Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, has a glorious and

all conquering past, but no future.



After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it

is,

but no one wants to go there.





THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN



Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
zan
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Re: The Geography Of A Men & Women

Post by zan »

Thats older then the man-crust on Aragons keyboard
Demonic
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Re: The Geography Of A Men & Women

Post by Demonic »

haha you called ray a man
zan
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Re: The Geography Of A Men & Women

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I was trying to be nice
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