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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2001 1:34 pm
so here i was, walking around when i came upon a farm. i went down to pet the nice animals, and BAM, fuckin death chickens started attackin me!
check out the cap
Ray
Farmstead, Fields
The fields of this farmstead are still being cultivated, despite the
obvious appearance of recent battles. The field is growing a crop of tall
winter wheat. Sections of it have been trampled and you see some dried blood.
This field belongs to a stubborn farmer, who refuses to leave despite the
changes and the loss of his neighbors.
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1251/MA=835]:sys map
[HP=1259/MA=835]:
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* X--L--L--L
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-* * L--L--L
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[HP=1259/MA=835]:e
You hear movement to the east.
You hear movement to the east.
You hear movement to the east.
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: fierce chicken, famished cow, starving pig.
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1335/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: fierce chicken, famished cow, starving pig.
[fierce chicken added to known monsters]
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1335/MA=847]:a fierce chicken
*Combat Engaged*
You swipe at fierce chicken who dodges your attack!
You critically beat fierce chicken for 196 damage!
You critically smack fierce chicken for 107 damage!
The chicken crows one last time before falling dead.
You gain 1000 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1343/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: famished cow, starving pig.
[famished cow added to known monsters]
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1343/MA=847]:a famished cow
*Combat Engaged*
You stop regenerating.
You critically beat famished cow for 191 damage!
The poor farm animal dies without a sound.
You gain 25 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1351/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: starving pig.
[starving pig added to known monsters]
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1351/MA=847]:a starving pig
*Combat Engaged*
You critically beat starving pig for 103 damage!
The poor farm animal dies without a sound.
You gain 5 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1351/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1351/MA=847]:rest
You are now resting.
[HP=1351/MA=847]: (Resting) s
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: nasty chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1351/MA=847]:rgen
You lower your head and begin to chant in arcane tones.
You complete the regeneration spell and lay your hands upon Good!
You are regenerating quickly!
[HP=1351/MA=835]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: nasty chicken.
[nasty chicken added to known monsters]
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1351/MA=835]:a nasty chicken
*Combat Engaged*
The nasty chicken pecks you for 4 damage!
The nasty chicken raises its head and a crow echoes into the air!
A deathly shriek announces an evil prescence!
The nasty chicken pecks you for 1 damage!
The nasty chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The nasty chicken lunges at you!
The nasty chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The nasty chicken pecks you for 4 damage!
The nasty chicken raises its head and a crow echoes into the air!
A deathly shriek announces an evil prescence!
The nasty chicken raises its head and a crow echoes into the air!
A deathly shriek announces an evil prescence!
The thin death chicken lunges at you!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken rips you with its beak for 10 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken beats his chest and roars deafeningly!
You are too scared to flee!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
You critically smack nasty chicken for 103 damage!
You critically beat nasty chicken for 120 damage!
The chicken crows one last time before falling dead.
You gain 1000 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1332/MA=835]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: thin death chicken, death chicken, death chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1332/MA=835]:a death chicken
*Combat Engaged*
The thin death chicken rips you with its beak for 22 damage!
The thin death chicken lunges at you!
[death chicken added to known monsters]
The thin death chicken lunges at you!
The thin death chicken rips you with its beak for 27 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken rips you with its beak for 25 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you!
You swipe at death chicken who dodges your attack!
You critically beat death chicken for 179 damage!
You critically whap death chicken for 156 damage!
You critically smack death chicken for 139 damage!
You critically whap death chicken for 119 damage!
[HP=1276/MA=835]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: thin death chicken, death chicken, death chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken rips you with its beak for 10 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken beats his chest and roars deafeningly!
You are too scared to flee!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
You critically beat death chicken for 100 damage!
The wail of the wretched bird comes forth as it dies in a heap.
You gain 5500 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1340/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: thin death chicken, death chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1340/MA=847]:a thin death chicken
*Combat Engaged*
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you!
The death chicken rips you with its beak for 37 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you!
You critically whap thin death chicken for 153 damage!
You critically whap thin death chicken for 159 damage!
You critically whap thin death chicken for 171 damage!
You smack thin death chicken for 35 damage!
You critically whap thin death chicken for 100 damage!
The wail of the wretched bird comes forth as it dies in a heap.
You gain 5500 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1309/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: death chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1309/MA=847]:a death chicken
*Combat Engaged*
You beat death chicken for 39 damage!
You beat death chicken for 13 damage!
You critically whap death chicken for 139 damage!
You critically beat death chicken for 100 damage!
You critically smack death chicken for 173 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
Your healing rate returns to normal.
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
You critically smack death chicken for 108 damage!
You critically whap death chicken for 124 damage!
The wail of the wretched bird comes forth as it dies in a heap.
You gain 5500 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1333/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1333/MA=847]:free
You cast freedom on Good!
You feel braver.
You stop regenerating.
[HP=1339/MA=837]:rgen
You have already cast a spell this round!
[HP=1339/MA=837]:rest
You are now resting.
check out the cap
Ray
Farmstead, Fields
The fields of this farmstead are still being cultivated, despite the
obvious appearance of recent battles. The field is growing a crop of tall
winter wheat. Sections of it have been trampled and you see some dried blood.
This field belongs to a stubborn farmer, who refuses to leave despite the
changes and the loss of his neighbors.
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1251/MA=835]:sys map
[HP=1259/MA=835]:
*
/ \
/ \
* *
/ |
/ |
* X--L--L--L
/ | | | |
/ | | | |
-* * L--L--L
| | | |
| | | |
* L--L--L
| | | |
| | | |
* L--L--L
| | | |
[HP=1259/MA=835]:e
You hear movement to the east.
You hear movement to the east.
You hear movement to the east.
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: fierce chicken, famished cow, starving pig.
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1335/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: fierce chicken, famished cow, starving pig.
[fierce chicken added to known monsters]
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1335/MA=847]:a fierce chicken
*Combat Engaged*
You swipe at fierce chicken who dodges your attack!
You critically beat fierce chicken for 196 damage!
You critically smack fierce chicken for 107 damage!
The chicken crows one last time before falling dead.
You gain 1000 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1343/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: famished cow, starving pig.
[famished cow added to known monsters]
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1343/MA=847]:a famished cow
*Combat Engaged*
You stop regenerating.
You critically beat famished cow for 191 damage!
The poor farm animal dies without a sound.
You gain 25 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1351/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: starving pig.
[starving pig added to known monsters]
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1351/MA=847]:a starving pig
*Combat Engaged*
You critically beat starving pig for 103 damage!
The poor farm animal dies without a sound.
You gain 5 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1351/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Obvious exits: south, east, west
[HP=1351/MA=847]:rest
You are now resting.
[HP=1351/MA=847]: (Resting) s
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: nasty chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1351/MA=847]:rgen
You lower your head and begin to chant in arcane tones.
You complete the regeneration spell and lay your hands upon Good!
You are regenerating quickly!
[HP=1351/MA=835]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: nasty chicken.
[nasty chicken added to known monsters]
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1351/MA=835]:a nasty chicken
*Combat Engaged*
The nasty chicken pecks you for 4 damage!
The nasty chicken raises its head and a crow echoes into the air!
A deathly shriek announces an evil prescence!
The nasty chicken pecks you for 1 damage!
The nasty chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The nasty chicken lunges at you!
The nasty chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The nasty chicken pecks you for 4 damage!
The nasty chicken raises its head and a crow echoes into the air!
A deathly shriek announces an evil prescence!
The nasty chicken raises its head and a crow echoes into the air!
A deathly shriek announces an evil prescence!
The thin death chicken lunges at you!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken rips you with its beak for 10 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken beats his chest and roars deafeningly!
You are too scared to flee!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
You critically smack nasty chicken for 103 damage!
You critically beat nasty chicken for 120 damage!
The chicken crows one last time before falling dead.
You gain 1000 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1332/MA=835]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: thin death chicken, death chicken, death chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1332/MA=835]:a death chicken
*Combat Engaged*
The thin death chicken rips you with its beak for 22 damage!
The thin death chicken lunges at you!
[death chicken added to known monsters]
The thin death chicken lunges at you!
The thin death chicken rips you with its beak for 27 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken rips you with its beak for 25 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you!
You swipe at death chicken who dodges your attack!
You critically beat death chicken for 179 damage!
You critically whap death chicken for 156 damage!
You critically smack death chicken for 139 damage!
You critically whap death chicken for 119 damage!
[HP=1276/MA=835]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: thin death chicken, death chicken, death chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken rips you with its beak for 10 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken beats his chest and roars deafeningly!
You are too scared to flee!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
You critically beat death chicken for 100 damage!
The wail of the wretched bird comes forth as it dies in a heap.
You gain 5500 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1340/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: thin death chicken, death chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1340/MA=847]:a thin death chicken
*Combat Engaged*
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The thin death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you!
The death chicken rips you with its beak for 37 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you!
You critically whap thin death chicken for 153 damage!
You critically whap thin death chicken for 159 damage!
You critically whap thin death chicken for 171 damage!
You smack thin death chicken for 35 damage!
You critically whap thin death chicken for 100 damage!
The wail of the wretched bird comes forth as it dies in a heap.
You gain 5500 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1309/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Also here: death chicken.
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1309/MA=847]:a death chicken
*Combat Engaged*
You beat death chicken for 39 damage!
You beat death chicken for 13 damage!
You critically whap death chicken for 139 damage!
You critically beat death chicken for 100 damage!
You critically smack death chicken for 173 damage!
The death chicken lunges at you!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
Your healing rate returns to normal.
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
The death chicken lunges at you, but you dodge out of the way!
You critically smack death chicken for 108 damage!
You critically whap death chicken for 124 damage!
The wail of the wretched bird comes forth as it dies in a heap.
You gain 5500 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=1333/MA=847]:
Farmstead, Fields
Obvious exits: north, south, east
[HP=1333/MA=847]:free
You cast freedom on Good!
You feel braver.
You stop regenerating.
[HP=1339/MA=837]:rgen
You have already cast a spell this round!
[HP=1339/MA=837]:rest
You are now resting.