woodelf lord....
Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:44 pm
Ray, lvl 48 HoG ninja on phrancheyez
not a great cap, but showing to those who didn't believe i could
11:17am Ray gossips: think i can take woodelf lord?
11:17am Ray gossips: that's good for 4 mil
11:17am Syd gossips: what lvl?
11:17am Ray gossips: 48
11:17am Ray gossips: i ph34r his earthfist tho
11:17am Syd gossips: yea if ur a wh would have no prob
11:17am Ray gossips: but only 825 hps = 2-3 rounds
11:17am Owl gossips: he will nuke u an i will laugh
11:17am Syd gossips: or pally
11:18am Owl gossips: his spells do around100-300 a rd
11:19am Owl gossips: lets put it this way ray i barely kill him when i go kill him
11:19am Ray gossips: that's cuz u suck :P
11:19am Ray gossips: i got hte power of backstab on my side
11:19am Owl gossips: go try an kill himill watch u hang than ill laugh at u go for it
11:19am Ray gossips: k
11:19am Syd gossips: hm ray you'll prolly get pwned being a ninja
11:19am Syd gossips: backstabs suck first off :)
11:19am Ray gossips: and then again, probably not
11:19am Syd gossips: and him and his buddies will slow you
11:20am Owl gossips: yer not thinkin of the 20 or so wardancers that like to hang out
11:20am Owl gossips: THEY will own u
11:20am Ray gossips: they don't protect him
11:20am Syd gossips: or not slow but petr or somnethin that druids cast
11:20am Owl gossips: lol i cant wait to see this
11:20am Owl gossips: they plague vine slow necro beam
11:20am Ray gossips: only attack you if oyu're evil
11:20am Owl gossips: or if u hit lord
11:20am Ray gossips: nope, don't think so
11:20am Owl gossips: look im telin u from exp
11:21am Owl gossips: i killed him many times but be my guest go get owned
11:21am Ray gossips: k
11:21am Ray gossips: and no they don't move to protect
11:21am Syd gossips: im pretty sure guys around him fight back
11:21am Ray gossips: this is 1v1
11:21am Syd gossips: they dont get in the way but
11:21am Ray gossips: i'm looking at the dats, they tell me no, syd
11:21am Owl gossips: i know they dont ptoect but they will swing on u
11:22am Ray gossips: no they won't if i'm not evil
11:22am Syd gossips: nod owl
11:22am Spammer gossips: If yer not evil. Woofelfies don't swing on you.
11:22am Syd gossips: its not like they'll move to protect and ytou'll engage them instead
11:22am Ray gossips: nope
11:22am Syd gossips: whoops
11:22am Owl gossips: but u will have lord+10 or so wardancers swingin at you...and trust me u cant dodge that well
11:22am Ray gossips: hello idget we've established the others don't attack
11:23am Ray gossips: lol
11:23am Spammer telepaths: He ain't the brightest crayon in the box. heh.
11:23am Owl gossips: shrug i killed him last night an they did
11:23am /spam no shit
11:23am Ray gossips: perhaps cuz you were fiend? :P
11:23am Syd gossips: only 1 way to be sure
11:23am Ray gossips: nod
11:23am Owl gossips: nope neutral
11:24am Ray gossips: hehe
11:24am Owl gossips: no brain no pain
11:25am Ray gossips: ...
11:25am Ozz just left the Realm.
11:25am Owl gossips: at any rate got things to do ill be afk a while
11:26am Ozz just entered the Realm.
11:26am Ray gossips: k
11:26am Ray gossips: i'll let you know when i win
11:26am Ray gossips: i'll even post the cap on mmb for ya
11:26am Owl gossips: wont impress anyone
11:26am Ray gossips: ...
11:26am Ray gossips: wait
11:26am Ray gossips: i thought you were sure i'd die?
11:26am Owl gossips: noone cares bout yer posts ray heh
11:27am Owl gossips: shrug u prob will but there is a thing called stupid luck
11:27am Ray gossips: snicker
11:27am Spammer gossips: Yes. Yes there is.
11:27am Ray gossips: so you're saying WHEN i kill him, it will e luck?
11:27am Ray gossips: listen to yourself :P
11:27am Owl gossips: nod
11:27am Owl gossips: if a 52 witchy barely survives him solo what cvhance does a 48 ninja
11:27am Major gossips: are either of you female.... because you sound like it
11:27am Spammer gossips: And I generally consider people that can't even speak in coherant sentances, stupid fucks.
11:27am Ray gossips: stay tuned to find out
11:28am Ozz gossips: hahaha
11:29am /pen @good
11:29am Penii telepaths: {Done}
11:29am Ray gossips: ok
11:29am Ray gossips: now who wants his head?
11:29am Ray gossips: i have tow of them
11:30am Ray gossips: and 200 hps to spare
11:30am Ray gossips: yawn
11:30am Owl gossips: there were like 5 in his room
11:30am Ray gossips: You critically slice woodelf lord for 86 damage!
11:30am Ray gossips: The woodelf lord eyes you pitiously, and dies.
11:30am Ray gossips: You gain 4000000 experience.
11:30am Ray gossips: are you accusing me of lying about killing him? lol
11:30am Owl gossips: thats nice no go script or somethign cuz noone cares.....afk
11:30am Ray gossips: that's what i thought ;)
11:30am Ray gossips: [head of the woodelf lord weight calculated as 47]
11:31am Spammer gossips: But Ray! How did you survive the armies of woodelfs attacking you?
11:31am Ray gossips: and syd, and owl, adn whoever else didn't believe me, his friends don't move to protect
11:31am Spammer gossips: ~dundundun~
11:31am Ray gossips: yea, it must be my dodge
11:31am Ray gossips: :-P
11:31am Owl gossips: ray=int of moo
11:31am Ray gossips: moo is my bitch
11:31am Owl gossips: dealt with one moron deal with more
11:31am Spammer gossips: Aint that like the pot callin the kettle black?
11:31am Ray gossips: snicker owl
here's your cap
[HP=576]:eq winged
use winged
eq tabi
You have removed black dragon tabi.
You are now wearing winged sandals.
The wings on your sandals glow slightly!
You feel fast!
You have removed winged sandals.
You are now wearing black dragon tabi.
[HP=576]:sn
slord
Attempting to sneak...
se
Sneaking...
Silverwood Forest, Warded Arch
You notice black cauldron here.
Also here: fierce woodelf ranger, big woodelf ranger, large woodelf ranger,
woodelf ranger, woodelf guard, happy woodelf guard, big woodelf wardancer,
woodelf wardancer, woodelf lord, woodelf guard, thin woodelf wardancer, big
woodelf wardancer, fat woodelf citizen, small woodelf wardancer, thin woodelf
citizen.
Obvious exits: northwest
[HP=576]:A dark cloud passes over you
*Combat Engaged*
You surprise slice woodelf lord for 285 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 13 damage!
Woodelf lord casts earthfist on you for 279 damage!
woodelf lord makes an arcane gesture!
A hideous plague consumes you!
You are plagued!
[HP=349]:(Dmg:285 Tot:730)
[HP=349]:bs lo
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
You swing at woodelf lord!
You cut woodelf lord for 3 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 12 damage!
You critically slash woodelf lord for 116 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 5 damage!
You critically slash woodelf lord for 119 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 14 damage!
You critically slash woodelf lord for 94 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 11 damage!
The woodelf lord strikes you for 7 damage!
The woodelf lord swings at you with their silverwood staff, but you dodge!
The woodelf lord makes an arcane gesture!
A cluster of vines swell from the ground!
You are entangled!
[HP=342]:(Dmg:332 Tot:1062)
l lord
woodelf lord
This tall, well-built elf has a commanding air about him. Garbed in shimmering
silvery robes and wielding a shining silverwood staff, he is the definition of
regal. Although he appears stern, a hint of warmth and compassion can be seen
in his eyes.
He appears to be very critically wounded.
Woodelf lord casts earthfist on you for 231 damage!
The woodelf lord swings at you with their silverwood staff!
Woodelf lord casts stoneskin!
You critically slice woodelf lord for 75 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 14 damage!
You critically slice woodelf lord for 86 damage!
5 gold drop to the ground.
The woodelf lord eyes you pitiously, and dies.
You gain 4000000 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=157]:
Silverwood Forest, Warded Arch
You notice 5 gold crowns, 2 head of the woodelf lord, silverwood helm, black
[head of the woodelf lord added to known items]
cauldron here.
Also here: fierce woodelf ranger, big woodelf ranger, large woodelf ranger,
woodelf ranger, woodelf guard, happy woodelf guard, big woodelf wardancer,
woodelf wardancer, woodelf guard, thin woodelf wardancer, big woodelf
wardancer, fat woodelf citizen, small woodelf wardancer, thin woodelf citizen.
Obvious exits: northwest
[HP=157]:g sok
The effects of entangle wear off!
[HP=157]:You don't see sok here.
[HP=157]:gos ok
Ray gossips: ok
[HP=157]:gos now who wants his head?
Ray gossips: now who wants his head?
[HP=157]:g h
You took silverwood helm.
[HP=157]:gos i have tow of them
g h
Ray gossips: i have tow of them
You took head of the woodelf lord.
[HP=169]:g h
You took head of the woodelf lord.
[HP=169]:
not a great cap, but showing to those who didn't believe i could
11:17am Ray gossips: think i can take woodelf lord?
11:17am Ray gossips: that's good for 4 mil
11:17am Syd gossips: what lvl?
11:17am Ray gossips: 48
11:17am Ray gossips: i ph34r his earthfist tho
11:17am Syd gossips: yea if ur a wh would have no prob
11:17am Ray gossips: but only 825 hps = 2-3 rounds
11:17am Owl gossips: he will nuke u an i will laugh
11:17am Syd gossips: or pally
11:18am Owl gossips: his spells do around100-300 a rd
11:19am Owl gossips: lets put it this way ray i barely kill him when i go kill him
11:19am Ray gossips: that's cuz u suck :P
11:19am Ray gossips: i got hte power of backstab on my side
11:19am Owl gossips: go try an kill himill watch u hang than ill laugh at u go for it
11:19am Ray gossips: k
11:19am Syd gossips: hm ray you'll prolly get pwned being a ninja
11:19am Syd gossips: backstabs suck first off :)
11:19am Ray gossips: and then again, probably not
11:19am Syd gossips: and him and his buddies will slow you
11:20am Owl gossips: yer not thinkin of the 20 or so wardancers that like to hang out
11:20am Owl gossips: THEY will own u
11:20am Ray gossips: they don't protect him
11:20am Syd gossips: or not slow but petr or somnethin that druids cast
11:20am Owl gossips: lol i cant wait to see this
11:20am Owl gossips: they plague vine slow necro beam
11:20am Ray gossips: only attack you if oyu're evil
11:20am Owl gossips: or if u hit lord
11:20am Ray gossips: nope, don't think so
11:20am Owl gossips: look im telin u from exp
11:21am Owl gossips: i killed him many times but be my guest go get owned
11:21am Ray gossips: k
11:21am Ray gossips: and no they don't move to protect
11:21am Syd gossips: im pretty sure guys around him fight back
11:21am Ray gossips: this is 1v1
11:21am Syd gossips: they dont get in the way but
11:21am Ray gossips: i'm looking at the dats, they tell me no, syd
11:21am Owl gossips: i know they dont ptoect but they will swing on u
11:22am Ray gossips: no they won't if i'm not evil
11:22am Syd gossips: nod owl
11:22am Spammer gossips: If yer not evil. Woofelfies don't swing on you.
11:22am Syd gossips: its not like they'll move to protect and ytou'll engage them instead
11:22am Ray gossips: nope
11:22am Syd gossips: whoops
11:22am Owl gossips: but u will have lord+10 or so wardancers swingin at you...and trust me u cant dodge that well
11:22am Ray gossips: hello idget we've established the others don't attack
11:23am Ray gossips: lol
11:23am Spammer telepaths: He ain't the brightest crayon in the box. heh.
11:23am Owl gossips: shrug i killed him last night an they did
11:23am /spam no shit
11:23am Ray gossips: perhaps cuz you were fiend? :P
11:23am Syd gossips: only 1 way to be sure
11:23am Ray gossips: nod
11:23am Owl gossips: nope neutral
11:24am Ray gossips: hehe
11:24am Owl gossips: no brain no pain
11:25am Ray gossips: ...
11:25am Ozz just left the Realm.
11:25am Owl gossips: at any rate got things to do ill be afk a while
11:26am Ozz just entered the Realm.
11:26am Ray gossips: k
11:26am Ray gossips: i'll let you know when i win
11:26am Ray gossips: i'll even post the cap on mmb for ya
11:26am Owl gossips: wont impress anyone
11:26am Ray gossips: ...
11:26am Ray gossips: wait
11:26am Ray gossips: i thought you were sure i'd die?
11:26am Owl gossips: noone cares bout yer posts ray heh
11:27am Owl gossips: shrug u prob will but there is a thing called stupid luck
11:27am Ray gossips: snicker
11:27am Spammer gossips: Yes. Yes there is.
11:27am Ray gossips: so you're saying WHEN i kill him, it will e luck?
11:27am Ray gossips: listen to yourself :P
11:27am Owl gossips: nod
11:27am Owl gossips: if a 52 witchy barely survives him solo what cvhance does a 48 ninja
11:27am Major gossips: are either of you female.... because you sound like it
11:27am Spammer gossips: And I generally consider people that can't even speak in coherant sentances, stupid fucks.
11:27am Ray gossips: stay tuned to find out
11:28am Ozz gossips: hahaha
11:29am /pen @good
11:29am Penii telepaths: {Done}
11:29am Ray gossips: ok
11:29am Ray gossips: now who wants his head?
11:29am Ray gossips: i have tow of them
11:30am Ray gossips: and 200 hps to spare
11:30am Ray gossips: yawn
11:30am Owl gossips: there were like 5 in his room
11:30am Ray gossips: You critically slice woodelf lord for 86 damage!
11:30am Ray gossips: The woodelf lord eyes you pitiously, and dies.
11:30am Ray gossips: You gain 4000000 experience.
11:30am Ray gossips: are you accusing me of lying about killing him? lol
11:30am Owl gossips: thats nice no go script or somethign cuz noone cares.....afk
11:30am Ray gossips: that's what i thought ;)
11:30am Ray gossips: [head of the woodelf lord weight calculated as 47]
11:31am Spammer gossips: But Ray! How did you survive the armies of woodelfs attacking you?
11:31am Ray gossips: and syd, and owl, adn whoever else didn't believe me, his friends don't move to protect
11:31am Spammer gossips: ~dundundun~
11:31am Ray gossips: yea, it must be my dodge
11:31am Ray gossips: :-P
11:31am Owl gossips: ray=int of moo
11:31am Ray gossips: moo is my bitch
11:31am Owl gossips: dealt with one moron deal with more
11:31am Spammer gossips: Aint that like the pot callin the kettle black?
11:31am Ray gossips: snicker owl
here's your cap
[HP=576]:eq winged
use winged
eq tabi
You have removed black dragon tabi.
You are now wearing winged sandals.
The wings on your sandals glow slightly!
You feel fast!
You have removed winged sandals.
You are now wearing black dragon tabi.
[HP=576]:sn
slord
Attempting to sneak...
se
Sneaking...
Silverwood Forest, Warded Arch
You notice black cauldron here.
Also here: fierce woodelf ranger, big woodelf ranger, large woodelf ranger,
woodelf ranger, woodelf guard, happy woodelf guard, big woodelf wardancer,
woodelf wardancer, woodelf lord, woodelf guard, thin woodelf wardancer, big
woodelf wardancer, fat woodelf citizen, small woodelf wardancer, thin woodelf
citizen.
Obvious exits: northwest
[HP=576]:A dark cloud passes over you
*Combat Engaged*
You surprise slice woodelf lord for 285 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 13 damage!
Woodelf lord casts earthfist on you for 279 damage!
woodelf lord makes an arcane gesture!
A hideous plague consumes you!
You are plagued!
[HP=349]:(Dmg:285 Tot:730)
[HP=349]:bs lo
*Combat Off*
*Combat Engaged*
You swing at woodelf lord!
You cut woodelf lord for 3 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 12 damage!
You critically slash woodelf lord for 116 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 5 damage!
You critically slash woodelf lord for 119 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 14 damage!
You critically slash woodelf lord for 94 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 11 damage!
The woodelf lord strikes you for 7 damage!
The woodelf lord swings at you with their silverwood staff, but you dodge!
The woodelf lord makes an arcane gesture!
A cluster of vines swell from the ground!
You are entangled!
[HP=342]:(Dmg:332 Tot:1062)
l lord
woodelf lord
This tall, well-built elf has a commanding air about him. Garbed in shimmering
silvery robes and wielding a shining silverwood staff, he is the definition of
regal. Although he appears stern, a hint of warmth and compassion can be seen
in his eyes.
He appears to be very critically wounded.
Woodelf lord casts earthfist on you for 231 damage!
The woodelf lord swings at you with their silverwood staff!
Woodelf lord casts stoneskin!
You critically slice woodelf lord for 75 damage!
Fire burns woodelf lord for 14 damage!
You critically slice woodelf lord for 86 damage!
5 gold drop to the ground.
The woodelf lord eyes you pitiously, and dies.
You gain 4000000 experience.
*Combat Off*
[HP=157]:
Silverwood Forest, Warded Arch
You notice 5 gold crowns, 2 head of the woodelf lord, silverwood helm, black
[head of the woodelf lord added to known items]
cauldron here.
Also here: fierce woodelf ranger, big woodelf ranger, large woodelf ranger,
woodelf ranger, woodelf guard, happy woodelf guard, big woodelf wardancer,
woodelf wardancer, woodelf guard, thin woodelf wardancer, big woodelf
wardancer, fat woodelf citizen, small woodelf wardancer, thin woodelf citizen.
Obvious exits: northwest
[HP=157]:g sok
The effects of entangle wear off!
[HP=157]:You don't see sok here.
[HP=157]:gos ok
Ray gossips: ok
[HP=157]:gos now who wants his head?
Ray gossips: now who wants his head?
[HP=157]:g h
You took silverwood helm.
[HP=157]:gos i have tow of them
g h
Ray gossips: i have tow of them
You took head of the woodelf lord.
[HP=169]:g h
You took head of the woodelf lord.
[HP=169]: