Chickies...
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:37 am
I'm bored as hell, so to break the monotony of this board, and to keep with a recent theme of ForumsHQ... I want to try something different.
We all know of course, that girls can be sweet and fun to talk to, and they can also be so sour they burn a hole through your throat and shit in the cavity.
With that said, let's hear everyone's best way they ever got a girl, or met a girl, and also their best experience with our female friends at their BITCHIEST.
I'll start...
The best way I ever met a girl was just last week. I used a classic way to get her attention. There was this girl that I thought was super hot and I really wanted to talk to her. I'm shy as hell though, so that presented a huge problem. You can't just go up and say "Hey what's your name..." That's so damned lame and doesn't work TOO often anymore, unless they're drunk and/or can't hear you. Anyway I got my chance recently. She sits in the row in front of me in Organic Chemistry 2, and there's this redneck dude that always sits next to her, and he's super obnoxious. He's always all sweaty and he wheezes and blows his nose super loud and shit, and he's really loud and the funniest of all, he falls asleep in class like a fucking narcoleptic on Ambien and snores. The professor is always asking the girl to wake him up and you can tell she's super annoyed. Anyway the next class meeting I sat next to her and I said "I'm going to rescue you." and she laughed and said "No way, we have assigned seats remember?" and when the prof. walked in I explained to him that I couldn't see from my seat, and that I'd like to move up. He let me stay there, I got the seat next to hers for the rest of the term.
The worst was actually back in 7th grade. This one girl wanted a baby and so her boyfriend knocked her up. The last day of school, we were all standing outside at lunch and he called her fat. I have never SEEN a girl go off like that. It was awesome. My friends and I now refer to that day as "The Slap Heard 'Round Campus". They were actually between two buildings, so when she slapped him, it echoed. Poor bastard.
We all know of course, that girls can be sweet and fun to talk to, and they can also be so sour they burn a hole through your throat and shit in the cavity.
With that said, let's hear everyone's best way they ever got a girl, or met a girl, and also their best experience with our female friends at their BITCHIEST.
I'll start...
The best way I ever met a girl was just last week. I used a classic way to get her attention. There was this girl that I thought was super hot and I really wanted to talk to her. I'm shy as hell though, so that presented a huge problem. You can't just go up and say "Hey what's your name..." That's so damned lame and doesn't work TOO often anymore, unless they're drunk and/or can't hear you. Anyway I got my chance recently. She sits in the row in front of me in Organic Chemistry 2, and there's this redneck dude that always sits next to her, and he's super obnoxious. He's always all sweaty and he wheezes and blows his nose super loud and shit, and he's really loud and the funniest of all, he falls asleep in class like a fucking narcoleptic on Ambien and snores. The professor is always asking the girl to wake him up and you can tell she's super annoyed. Anyway the next class meeting I sat next to her and I said "I'm going to rescue you." and she laughed and said "No way, we have assigned seats remember?" and when the prof. walked in I explained to him that I couldn't see from my seat, and that I'd like to move up. He let me stay there, I got the seat next to hers for the rest of the term.
The worst was actually back in 7th grade. This one girl wanted a baby and so her boyfriend knocked her up. The last day of school, we were all standing outside at lunch and he called her fat. I have never SEEN a girl go off like that. It was awesome. My friends and I now refer to that day as "The Slap Heard 'Round Campus". They were actually between two buildings, so when she slapped him, it echoed. Poor bastard.