uncle sam rocks
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 1:28 am
Uncle Sam, Saddam Huessein and Malcolm X are stranded on a beach.
They come across a magic lamp and out pops a genie.
“I will give you each one wish, no matter how great or small.” Says the genie.
Malcolm X: I want all my ppl to go back to Africa and live a good life.
Genie: done (Malcolm X and his ppl go back to Africa)
Saddam: I want to build a wall that is completely impenetrable by bombs, no one can get in from the air and no one can dig under it from the ground and have it surround my country to keep those American dogs out.
Genie: done (Saddam is back in iraq with his wall)
Uncle Sam: tell me about this wall, no one can blast through it?
Genie: no
Uncle Sam: no one can tunnel under it?
Genie: no
Uncle Sam: and no one can fly over it?
Genie: no
Uncle Sam: so basically, no one is getting in or out or Iraq?
Genie: no
Uncle Sam: good, for my wish, fill that mother with water.
They come across a magic lamp and out pops a genie.
“I will give you each one wish, no matter how great or small.” Says the genie.
Malcolm X: I want all my ppl to go back to Africa and live a good life.
Genie: done (Malcolm X and his ppl go back to Africa)
Saddam: I want to build a wall that is completely impenetrable by bombs, no one can get in from the air and no one can dig under it from the ground and have it surround my country to keep those American dogs out.
Genie: done (Saddam is back in iraq with his wall)
Uncle Sam: tell me about this wall, no one can blast through it?
Genie: no
Uncle Sam: no one can tunnel under it?
Genie: no
Uncle Sam: and no one can fly over it?
Genie: no
Uncle Sam: so basically, no one is getting in or out or Iraq?
Genie: no
Uncle Sam: good, for my wish, fill that mother with water.