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A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman says "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I'll forget about the ticket!"



"Agreed!" answers the speeder.



"You're driving at night, and two lights appear in front of you.

What is it?"



"That's easy! It's a car!"



"Sure! But, what kind of car? Is it a Ford? Is it a Chevy? Is it a Saab, what?", says the policeman, and begins to write the ticket.



"Wait! Give me another chance!" begs the guy.



"Okay, but this is your last chance! You fail to answer - you get the ticket!"



"Fair enough."



"You're driving at night, and a light appears in front of you.

What is it?"



"That's easy! It's a motorcycle!"



"Sure! But, what kind of bike? Is it a Honda? A Suzuki? Is it a Harley?"



"How the hell should I know!" answered the guy, exasperatedly.



"Sorry, you're getting the ticket!" responded the officer.



"Yeah, well okay. But let me ask you a question too then."



"Go ahead"



"You see a bare breasted woman standing at the curve, bargaining with clients, what is it?" asks the guy.



"Oh, that's easy!" replies the officer. "It's a hooker!"



"Sure! But, what kind of hooker? Is it your mother? Is it your sister? Is it your daughter?"

hahahhahaha, thats awesome, god damn cops :)

hahaha, ill have to remember that one