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lets tell a story, he said as he gathered his wits,

no real rules except for the length of ur spits,

keep it less than 10 lines and watch the bullshit,

so he started his tale, and he began it with this...



"She had no idea i watched as she played with her tits,

but she suddently stopped, and my heart seemed to skip,

she reached for her robe, but her door opened quick,

in stumbled her man, drunken, slappin his bitch,

anger rose in my pit, i'm so sick of this shit, he's a dirty dog with mad fleas,

then he violently pushed her down to her knees,

and i knew i could come out and woop him with ease,

take his pride, take his girl, and why not, take his cheese,

but then she'd know i'd been watching, and she wouldn't be pleased,

before i knew it, i'd gasped and then loudly, i sneezed...

with the woman still on her knees

the dude came toward me, geez

wtf god please, get me out of this ordeal

cuz he's.. comin quick and that's for real

im stuck, it's over, he caught me

god...could time move any slower.

he grabbed his gun and said who's there?

silence, and then, i acted quick

because i had my own life to spare.

Before comtemplating on what i should do.../

I blindly jumped out into plain view.../

Grabbing an umbrella i start to stab the bastard.../

But then i wake up and realize that im just a rapper.../



LMFAO j/p Good concept though...