CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY COURT DOCKET 12659---
Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:39 pm
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked
the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the
bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said,
"The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a
sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to
smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did
the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved
the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this Accident" ...I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the
driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked
the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the
bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said,
"The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a
sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to
smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did
the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved
the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have
prevented this Accident" ...I just lost it.
"CASE DISMISSED!!"