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A cowboy walks into a bar and immediately realizes it's a gay



bar. "Oh, what the fuck," he says to himself, "I really want a



drink."





When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's



the name of your penis?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any



of that. All I want is a drink."





The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you



tell me the name of your penis." "Mine for instance is called Nike,



for the slogan 'Just do it'. That guy down at the end of the bar



calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies'." The cowboy



looks dumb-founded so the bartender tells him he will give him a



second to think it over.





So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping



on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" "The man looks back



and says with a smile, 'TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why



Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and



keeps on tickin'!"





A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the fella on his right,



who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call



yours?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because



'Quality is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford,



lately?"





Even more shaken, the cowboy has to think for a moment before



he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the



bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give



me a beer."





The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a



puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's



STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"

hahaha, damn right.

wtf was a cowboy doing in a gay bar....



"Oh, what the fuck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."



my ass the second he realized he was in a bar with ppl like xetox and aragon slurpin and dry humpin he'd get his ass outta there

WTF..my message must be at least 7 characters long? I do believe Aragon WAS in that bar..haha ;)



oh..my response was:



laff

Thats a good one :sucks:

thats quite a good bar. dont diss on people for going to it... I mean come on

wtf u homo

Ive heard that before but thats a classic!

This is why you shouldn't drink and drive.



It was a woman who had just came from a party and she was driving home drunk. She went to the gas station to fill up her tank,and after she got done she drove off, but she didn't realize she left the cap off of her gas tank. While she was driving she lit a cigarette and after she finished she flick it out of the window. Her gas tank caught on fire so then she caught on fire and her arms and everything caught on fire. The police so her and they shot her, and I was wondering why they shot her,and they said because she had fire arms in the car.

Iceberg funny, but it seems a little choppy, not a very smooth story. Good Call on the cowboy and the bar, classic, but still gives a chuckle.