Cool things about being a Man!
Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 4:44 pm
1. Our ass is never a factor in a job interview
2. Our orgasms are real. Always.
3. Our last name stays put.
4. The garage is all ours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. We never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. We don't give a rat's ass if someone notices our new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near our pubic area.
10. Same work...more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. We don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch ajustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If we retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at our chest when we're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
20. We can open all our own jars
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Our underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. If we are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. No maxi-pads.
27. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends
28. We are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
29. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
30. We are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
31. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocketknife.
34. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in 15 minutes.
35. The world is our urinal.
2. Our orgasms are real. Always.
3. Our last name stays put.
4. The garage is all ours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. We never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. We don't give a rat's ass if someone notices our new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near our pubic area.
10. Same work...more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. We don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch ajustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If we retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at our chest when we're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
20. We can open all our own jars
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Our underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. If we are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. No maxi-pads.
27. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends
28. We are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
29. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
30. We are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
31. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocketknife.
34. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in 15 minutes.
35. The world is our urinal.