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Headline: MUD to become a reality on September 15th



It was announced yesterday that the fantasy game MajorMud is to become a reality on Sept. 15th as players will gather and be given one month to train, outfit themselves, learn the terrain and form teams (gangs). On Oct 15th the wars will start with the elimination rounds. The final two *teams* to be *standing* will face off on March 15 of 2051 for the thrill of saying we are number one.



As one 70 year old particpant said, he has been playing the fantasy game since age nine, stated: It is about time! I am looking forward to kicking (He usually plays something call a mystic) some butt.



This reporter found that most of the particpants have been playing the game since a young age. So much so, that most do not work, been through divorces, have never eaten a meal at any dinner table, are sleep deprived, and have no sense of reality time.



The organizors hope to make this an annual event.















Loved you post. Gave me a nice little chuckle to start of my day. And if you don't mind I am giving a copy of your post to each co-worker and see what they can come up with, course that will be done during thwir lunch break. Yeah right. :)

Thats what I post em for..