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My Ode to Aragon

No Scrubs, TLC (in honor of N.I.N.A)



A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly

And is also known as a buster

Always talkin' about what he wants

And just sits on his broke ass

So (no)



I don't want your number (no)

I don't want to give you mine and (no)

I don't want to meet you nowhere (no)

I don't want none of your time and (no)



I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

I don't want no scrub

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

Hanging out the passenger side

Of his best friend's ride

Trying to holler at me

My Ode to Syntax

Nothing Compares 2 U, Sinead OConnor



It's been seven hours and fifteen days

Since u took your love away

I go out every night and sleep all day

Since u took your love away

Since u been gone I can do whatever I want

I can see whomever I choose

I can eat my dinner if a fancy restaurant

But nothing

I said nothing can take away these blues

'Cos nothing compares

Nothing compares 2 U



It's been so lonely without u here

Like a bird without a song

Nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling

Tell me baby where did I go wrong

I could put my arms around every boy I see

But they'd only remind me of you

I went to the doctor guess what he told me

Guess what he told me

He said girl u better have fun no matter what u do

but he's a fool

'Cos nothing compares 2 U



All the flowers that u planted mama

In the back yard

All died when u went away

I knew that living with u baby was sometimes hard

But I'm willing to give it another try

'Cos nothing compares

Nothing compares 2 U

My Ode to YaMamaBitch

Only Happy When It Rains, Garbage



I'm only happy when it rains

I'm only happy when it's complicated

And though I know you can't appreciate it

I'm only happy when it rains



You know I love it when the news is bad

Why it feels so good to feel so sad?

I'm only happy when it rains



Pour your misery down

Pour your misery down on me

Pour your misery down

Pour your misery down on me



I'm only happy when it rains

I feel good when things are goin' wrong

I only listen to sad, sad songs

I'm only happy when it rains



I only smile in the dark

My only comfort is the night gone black

I didn't accidently tell you that

I'm only happy when it rains

You'll get the message by the time I'm through

When I complain about me and you

I'm only happy when it rains



Pour your misery down

Pour your misery down

Pour your misery down on me

Pour your misery down

Pour your misery down

Pour your misery down on me

Pour your misery down

Pour your misery down

Pour your misery down on me



You can keep me company

As long as you don't care



I'm only happy when it rains

You wanna hear about my new obsession?

I'm riding high open a deep depression

I'm only happy when it rains



Pour some misery down on me

I'm only happy when it rains

Pour some misery down on me

I'm only happy when it rains

Pour some misery down on me

I'm only happy when it rains

Pour some misery down on me



I'm only happy when it rains

Pour some misery down on me

Pour some misery down on me

Pour some misery down on me

Pour some misery down on me



I'm only happy when it rains

Pour some misery down on me

Pour some misery down on me

Pour some misery down on me

Pour some misery down on me

My ode to Ray

Ray got back



I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when Ray walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull up tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans he's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got makes

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

Ray's wet, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

he gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Ray got back!

My Ode to Xetox

From some Chris Farley movie



Raving psycho, butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. Takin him back to Nevada where he's wanted for bangin horses.

My Counter-Ode to Aragon

Back that gay ass up, Big Gay Al



I said I love the way your ass shakes,

It's crazy!

I love to toss a salad gaily;

it's tasty!

I love it when we're maxine; we're laxine.

You ask me if I'm super; thanks for asking.

But you know, I'm a diva, like Zena.

You say, "Hey Senorita! Nice to meet ya!"

Bend over like a doggy, here comes the loggy!

We can do it like a monkey, or a froggy.

You can play with my Sony, grab my pony.

I don't like blow-up dolls cuz they too phony!

You liked from the back side? The rough ride?

So dip-dip-dip dive!



Boy, you look good, you need to back that ass up!

You're a big fine man! Back that ass up!

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up!

Antwon quit playing! Back that ass up!

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up!

Boy, you need to stop playing! Just back that ass up!

All you need to do is back that ass up!



I love to be new with the Village People.

I watch Mel Gibson's butt in the movie Lethal.

Jumpin your ass like I'm doing stunts Kanevo

Shag Atelli like Austin Powers-Dr. Evil!

Your ass is the meddit; I'm your gay bandit!

And Chad; your butt's too hairy! I can't stand it!

The big airplane strip has just landed

So spread your butt cheeks so I can can it!



Boy, you look good, you need to back that ass up!

You're a big strong man! Back that ass up!

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up!

Antwon quit playing! Back that ass up!

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up!

Fool, who with ya playin with? Back that ass up!

Boy, you look good! You need to back that ass up!

All you need to do is back that ass up!



I know you cant stand it, Gay Bandit,

Hopin around the big cherry like a rabbit.

Lookin for a big man, a big man.

Send it deep inside like quicksand.

Lookin for a big stick; I love a summer stick!

Back that ass up fast but not quick.



Back that ass up...

lol

My Counter-ode to Ray's Counter-ode

Barbie Girl, ft. Barbie aka Ray.



Hi Barbie!

Hi Ken!

Do you wanna go for a ride?

Sure Ken!

Jump In...



I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!



I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation



I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world

Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly

You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,

kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"



(uu-oooh-u)



I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation



Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)



Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees

Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,

hit the town, fool around, let's go party

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"



Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)



I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation



I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation



Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)

Come on Barbie, let's go party!

(uu-oooh-u)



Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Barbie, we're just getting started

Oh, I love you Ken!

My Counter-Ode to Aragon's Counter-Ode to My Counter-Ode

An Excerpt from Celebrity Jeopardy, SNL, ft Aragon as Alex Trebek, Ray Dillyo as Sean Connery



Alex Trebek: Let's see your answer...[ screen reads "Buck" ] Oh, I'm sorry...that must be you wager. A Buck. And you answer is...[ screen reads "Futter" ] Futter. Buck Futter, I don't get it.

Sean Connery: Ohhhh...I think you do, Trebek. I think you do, indeed!

Alex Trebek: Well, thanks for joining us...

Sean Connery: [ yelling ] Buck Futter!!

My Counter-Ode to Ray's Counter-Ode to My Counter-Ode to his Counter-Ode

Excerpt from Billy Madison, which fits this situation perfectly



"(Ray), what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"