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Happy Birthday to me! Another year closer to death and further from happiness! Yay me! :hump: :gleam: :D :-p :finger1: :cigar: :yay: :jerkoff: :wordup:

Another year closer to a new life.

hehe, yeah that's the optimist's way to see it...

another year deeper in debt if you talking bout my life heh

happy birthday hobo

Birthdays only happen once a year, Enjoy it while it lasts. And remember tjis is the day when people buy you all sorts of alcohol to celebrate :)



So have a Very HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D

Well this year I'm buying myself alcohol. Treating myself to an expensive dinner at a fine french restaurant, called ahead for the musician at the table. So I'm sure I'll have a fantastic one. Thanks for the words, tho, folks. My own family didn't even remember this year! :finger1:

And just because I didn't feel like starting a new thread, the joke of the day! ;)



There was a City cop on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his shiny new bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."

The young boy looked up at the cop and said "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse not on top."





A cop pulls a man over who's been swerving suspiciously, and after one look at the guy, he's pretty sure the man's been drinking. He asks the gentleman to step out of the car, and says "Have you had anything to drink tonite, sir? Your eyes look a bit bloodshot." The man stares at him for a second, then replies, "Have you been to the donut shop tonite, sir? Your eyes look a bit glazed."

lol..nice jokes..and happy birthday dmon ;)

happy birthday