Energizer Bunny...
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:19 pm
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death
of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities
believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 last
evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that
kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie", as he was
known to his friends and family, was alone at the time
of his death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning.
Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the
cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual
over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's
batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and
coming.... and coming......
of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities
believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 last
evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that
kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie", as he was
known to his friends and family, was alone at the time
of his death.
An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning.
Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the
cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual
over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's
batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and
coming.... and coming......