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We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.



How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.



What makes life 100%?



If: Alphabetical letters are represented by their numerical sequence:



A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 18 20 21 22 23 24 25 26



Then,



H A R D W O R K



11 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%



K N O W L E D G E



11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,



A T T I T U D E



1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,



B U L L S H I T



2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top

:wordup:



Thats my new phil..o-sipuhm, it was very funny :D

what about xylophones? Those would appear to get you much further than all of the aforementioned.

L A Z I N E S S

12 1 26 9 14 5 19 19 = 105%

damn kix is putting 105% into it!

sorry, I'm not so bored that I'd figure out the numerical value of that word, it'd be way higher though!

but you are bored enough to average 6.37 posts per day.. twice mine ... and I had the time to figure out LAZINESS.



Looks like someone is putting in 105%



:-p

A S S K I S S I N G



1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

of course asskissing gets you more.... you practice that first hand dont you :-p

Gets ya further than anything else......but I think a good asskicking in your case would be alot better!