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Ma and Pa are sitting on the porch

swing one evening enjoying the warm

breeze and the night sounds. Suddenly,

for no reason at all, Ma hauls off and

slaps Pa up side the head so hard he

falls off the swing.



Dazed, Pa gets up and asks, "What

the hell was that for?"



To which Ma replies, "That's for 20 years

of bad sex!"



Pa says nothing and gets back on the swing.

About 5 minutes of silence later, he hauls off

and slaps Ma up side the head equally hard.



Ma gets up dazed and asks, "What was that for?"



To which Pa replies, "That's for knowing the damn

difference!"

"it's just not funny"

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