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An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's

sex drive. "What about trying Viagra" asks the doctor? "Not a chance," says

Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an asprin for a headache." "No problen,

replies the doctor. Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and

then call me in a week to let me know how things went."

A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor, and he inquires as to how things

went. "Oh, and bejayses and begorrah, it was terrible, just terrible,

doctor."

"What happened?' asks the doctor.

"Well. I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was

immediate. He junped straight up, with a gleam in his eye and with his pants

bulging fiercely!!! He swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping

my clothes off and them preceded to make wild, mad, passionate love to me on

the tabletop for hours!! It was terrible!"

"What was terrible?" asked the doctor. Was the sex not good?"

"Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be

able to show my face in that restaurant again!!!"

lol

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew imagine ur grandparents doin that shit (or ur parents if they old)

GOD DAMNIT. it was funny but im sorry..... now deletes got the image of my grandparents fuckin in my head....

omg.. LOL not a good image to have in my head. lol

imagine ray and ur grandpa

reminds me of that adam sandler skit where all of the guys think about bf'in an old man

Ray, neat sig. Old joke tho.