The Clock
Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:49 pm
One day, a beautiful girl was starting out in her intern job, the boss motions over to her from his office.
"Hey, Jessica," he says, "come on over here, I've got this great clock to show you."
"I don't know," she says. "I've got a lot of work to do."
"Come on," he says. "This is a really neat clock, you've gotta see it."
She reluctantly agrees and walks in. After he closes the door, the boss immediately drops his pants and exposes himself.
Jessica gives him a stern glance and says "That's not a clock, that's a cock."
He smiles and says "Hey, baby, you put two hands and a face on it, it's a clock!"
"Hey, Jessica," he says, "come on over here, I've got this great clock to show you."
"I don't know," she says. "I've got a lot of work to do."
"Come on," he says. "This is a really neat clock, you've gotta see it."
She reluctantly agrees and walks in. After he closes the door, the boss immediately drops his pants and exposes himself.
Jessica gives him a stern glance and says "That's not a clock, that's a cock."
He smiles and says "Hey, baby, you put two hands and a face on it, it's a clock!"