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The Clock

Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 1:49 pm
by Speed
One day, a beautiful girl was starting out in her intern job, the boss motions over to her from his office.

"Hey, Jessica," he says, "come on over here, I've got this great clock to show you."

"I don't know," she says. "I've got a lot of work to do."

"Come on," he says. "This is a really neat clock, you've gotta see it."

She reluctantly agrees and walks in. After he closes the door, the boss immediately drops his pants and exposes himself.

Jessica gives him a stern glance and says "That's not a clock, that's a cock."

He smiles and says "Hey, baby, you put two hands and a face on it, it's a clock!"

Re: The Clock

Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 2:15 pm
by Hanover Fist
Uuuuuuuughhhh. You got no room to make fun o my Cowboy joke!



Hanover Fist

Humour, is like a fart, its only funny if your out of range.

Re: The Clock

Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 3:03 pm
by zan
I think I lost a few IQ points reading that.

Re: The Clock

Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 3:26 pm
by Delete
yea, we're all now dumber for reading that post.. lol still funny :).. i might try it.. ill tell ya if i get slapped or not :)

Re: The Clock

Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 6:37 pm
by Speed
I was fucked up when I posted it, it does seem quite unfunny now that I'm sober. I think I shall put this on my own post:

Re: The Clock

Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 7:36 pm
by Delete
the graph tells it all

Re: The Clock

Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 7:45 pm
by Demonic
rofl

Re: The Clock

Posted: Wed May 28, 2003 1:47 pm
by Hanover Fist
Well Said, Well Graphed.



Hanover Fist.

Buuuurrrrrrrrrrp.