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FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

one who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks.

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.



I pray that he is gainfully employed

and when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"



I pray that this man will love me to no end,

and never attempt to hit on my friend.

As I kneel and pray by my bed,

I look at the creep you sent me instead!!!!



Amen.



MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.

Amen

Aint that the truth...

I know that's right.

i know i pray for a nympho every night... the mute parts fine with me too

yea owns her own liquor store!!!....and maybe she could deal pot on the side :)

yea that could be good too

pigs

thank you

Already got the nympho..just wish she were mute..she never shuts up...

Just stuff "something" in her mouth.. that'll shut her up..