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Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 6:19 am
by Raybdbomb
http://pornolize.com/
it's pretty funny...., here is MMB "pornolized"
http://pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fmmb.forumshq.com%2Fforums%2Findex.php
Re: Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 6:55 am
by Helmut
that's dumber than the shizzolator....
Re: Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 10:18 am
by MrBlack
LOL:
Ray "Fuck me for a Buck" Dillyo
Ray "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Dillyo
Ray "Spunksupper" Dillyo
Ray "Plugin" Dillyo
Ray "The-Champ" Dillyo
Ray "Asshole" Dillyo
Ray "Dildo" Dillyo
Re: Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 1:54 pm
by EvanElias
that's pretty funny... I ran it on my DoorMUD site and the best quote on there was: A World "Bastard" Editor add-on is also available, allowing Sysops to modify the game world and create your own new bangs, squirts, asslicks, and more!
...it seems to be random though; if you hit refresh, all of the pornolizing changes.
Re: Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 2:21 pm
by YaMamaBitch
Originally posted by MrBlack
LOL:
Ray "Fuck me for a Buck" Dillyo
Ray "Mouth-full-o'-cock" Dillyo
Ray "Spunksupper" Dillyo
Ray "Plugin" Dillyo
Ray "The-Champ" Dillyo
Ray "Asshole" Dillyo
Ray "Dildo" Dillyo
hee
Re: Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 3:52 pm
by Raybdbomb
yeah yeah....
Re: Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 9:36 pm
by iNViSiGOD
ROFL! Lunars Website:
http://pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Flunardynamics.dyndns.org
Re: Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 10:20 pm
by Platinum
Ray "Dildo" Dillyo has a ring to it...
Re: Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 12:30 am
by The Ghost
The "Farting" Ghost
The "Sniff-my-Ass" Ghost
The squirting Ghost
The muff sniffing Ghost
The spanking Ghost
The banging Ghost
The "Mistress Anal" Ghost
The "Cuntcleaner" Ghost
Ray "Up the Arse" Dillyo
Ray "Mount" Dillyo
Ray "Son of a whore" Dillyo
Ray "Ball Buster" Dillyo
Ray "Fuckface" Dillyo
War "Anusapple" Hawk
That shit just cracks me up man
Re: Pornolize.com (not porn)
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 4:37 am
by Platinum
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Platinum
Definition of a charvering Sinner
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: New "Butplug" Orleans
Posts: 2897
Plowing "Big Dick" Tree - DBS - Atempt "Thrushmore" One quote:
[HP=1070]:par
The following people are in your travel party:
Slim (Mage) [M:100%] [H:100%] - Backrank
Fifty (Druid) [M: 96%] [H:100%] - Midrank
Deuce (Priest) [M: 96%] [H:100%] - Backrank
Holden (Priest) [M: 97%] [H:100%] - Midrank
Jorge "Cuntcleaner" Kalamazoo (Warrior) [H:100%] - Midrank
Platinum (Warrior) [H:100%] - Frontrank
[HP=1070]:n
Blackwood "Bite Me" Forest, Dark "Bastard" Grove
Also here: raunching tree, nasty stranglevine.
Squirts exits: south
The room is dimly lit
Slim walks into the muff sniffing room from the south.
Fifty walks into the muff sniffing room from the fomping south.
Deuce charvers into the room from the cuntlapping south.
Holden walks into the room from the south.
Jorge dripps into the cocksucking room from the south.
Holden moves to cast soul rip upon balling tree.
[HP=1070]:a hanging tree
Fifty moves to cast ember upon hanging tree.
*Combat "Butplug" Engaged*
Deuce fists to cast soul rip upon hanging tree.
Jorge moves to attack hanging tree.
[HP=1070]:a dripping tree
*Combat "Spunksupper" Off*
*Combat "Pimp Mastah" Raunched*
Holden begins to chant in a fierce tone!
A strange force rips into gamahucheing tree for 273 damage!
Fifty glows bright red and muff sniffs a finger at hanging tree!
Fifty launches a thrusting massive ball of embers at creaming tree for 46 damage!
Fifty fucks a spanking massive ball of smacks at hanging tree for 83 damage!
Fifty squirts a massive ball of deep throats at raiding tree for 41 damage!
Deuce spanks to chant in a plowing fierce tone!
A strange force rips into hanging tree for 263 damage!
Jorge critically slices and farts spewing tree for 122 damage!
Jorge's swing at plowing tree sex fights, but glances off its armour.
Jorge's swing at hanging tree unclefucks, but sucks off its armour.
Jorge's swing at hanging tree hits, but cuntlapps off its armour.
Jorge's swing at muff sniffing tree smacks, but glances off its armour.
Your swing at hanging tree thrusts, but thrusts off its armour.
Your swing at cocksucking tree hits, but glances off its armour.
You swing at wanking tree!
Your swing at hanging tree hits, but glances off its armour.
You cut deep throating tree for 16 damage!
Fire burns gangbanging tree for 14 damage!
[HP=1070]:The collar jerks stab hanging tree for 2 damage!
A corpse held by hanging tree kicks you for 40 damage!
You are knocked off your feet, and land with a creaming heavy thump!
You are flat on your back!
[HP=1030]:The collar spikes stab hanging tree for 3 damage!
A corpse held by the wad pulling unclefucking tree muff sniffs you for 56 damage!
[HP=974]:The collar spikes stab licking tree for 3 damage!
A corpse held by fistfucking tree thrusts you for 59 damage!
[HP=915]:The collar spikes stab hanging tree for 3 damage!
A corpse held by entering tree unclefucks you for 26 damage!
[HP=889]:The collar spikes stab creaming tree for 1 damage!
A corpse held by the raunching fucking tree fucks you for 46 damage!
[HP=843]:The collar titty fucks stab hanging tree for 2 damage!
The hanging tree smashes you with its cuntlapps for 68 damage!
The nasty stranglevine lashes at Holden with its tendril!
The nasty stranglevine lashes Holden with a tendril for 12 damage!
Holden is ballbusted flat!
The nasty stranglevine fingers at Holden with its tendril!
The nasty stranglevine licks Holden with a gangbanging tendril for 17 damage!
The nasty stranglevine lashes at Holden with its tendril!
The black rosebush lunges at Slim!
The black rosebush farts at Slim, but his armour charvers the gamahucheing blow!
The black rosebush gamahuches at Slim, but he dodges out of the way!
The black rosebush lunges at Slim!
The black rosebush fingers at Slim!
The deep throated rips Holden with its cuntlapps for 6 damage!
Squirted rips Holden wide open!
The shafted moves towards Holden!
The deep throated moves towards Holden!
The sex fighted fists Holden with its vines for 7 damage!
The jerked cuntlicks fucks Holden!
The daggerweed rips Holden with its jerks for 7 damage!
Holden fingers: @wait (can't move)
Holden says "@held"
[HP=799]:(Dmg:16 Tot:16)
par
The unclefucking people are in your travel party:
Slim (Mage) [M:100%] [H:100%] - Backrank
Fifty (Druid) [M:100%] [H:100%] - Midrank
Deuce (Priest) [M:100%] [H:100%] - Backrank
Holden (Priest) [M:100%] [H: 93%]P - Midrank
Jorge "Anal" Kalamazoo (Warrior) [H:100%] - Midrank
Platinum (Warrior) [H: 74%] - Frontrank
Deuce raises a hand to the heavens!
Deuce creams merciful grace upon you!
[HP=962]:par
Deuce ballbusts to cast soul rip upon cuntlicking tree.
Holden fingerfucks godheal on you!
The browning people are in your travel party:
Slim (Mage) [M:100%] [H:100%] - Backrank
Fifty (Druid) [M:100%] [H:100%] - Midrank
Deuce (Priest) [M: 94%] [H:100%] - Backrank
Holden (Priest) [M: 94%] [H: 93%]P - Midrank
Jorge "Bastard" Kalamazoo (Warrior) [H:100%] - Midrank
Platinum (Warrior) [H: 98%] - Frontrank
[HP=1054]:a
Fifty glows bright red and plows a finger at hanging tree!
Fifty blows a sex fighting massive ball of embers at muff sniffing tree for 69 damage!
Fifty launches a massive ball of embers at deep throating tree for 41 damage!
Fifty smacks a massive ball of embers at hanging tree for 65 damage!
Jorge critically slices and dices hanging tree for 116 damage!
Jorge critically slices and deep throats fingerfucking tree for 95 damage!
Jorge's swing at hanging tree fingerfucks, but wad pulls off its armour.
Jorge critically smoochs and dices hanging tree for 138 damage!
Jorge's swing at hanging tree hits, but glances off its armour.
Your swing at farting tree pecks, but glances off its armour.
You critically chop unclefucking tree for 216 damage!
Fire pecks hanging tree for 7 damage!
Your swing at raunching tree fingers, but glances off its armour.
Your swing at wad pulling tree bangs, but unclefucks off its armour.
Your swing at smacking tree hits, but blows off its armour.
Deuce cocksucks to chant in a fierce tone!
A strange force rips into hanging tree for 196 damage!
A corpse held by the fomping fucking tree punches Deuce for 52 damage!
A corpse held by browning tree bites Deuce for 45 damage!
The fingering tree smashes Deuce with its fistfucks for 141 damage!
Deuce reels from the motherfucking blow!
The hanging tree swings at Deuce with its branches!
A corpse held by hanging tree unclefucks Deuce for 54 damage!
Deuce is knocked flat!
The cuntlicking tree fucks Deuce with its fucks for 146 damage!
The nasty stranglevine lashes Holden with a deep throating tendril for 12 damage!
The nasty stranglevine lashes Holden with a tendril for 13 damage!
The nasty stranglevine raids Holden with a screwing tendril for 9 damage!
The nasty stranglevine lashes at Holden with its tendril!
The nasty stranglevine lashes Holden with a aardvarking tendril for 8 damage!
The black rosebush barfs Slim with a cuntlicking thorny stem for 6 damage!
Slim's blood is cocksucked for 20 damage!
The black rosebush blows at Slim, but he barfs out of the aardvarking way!
The black rosebush lunges at Slim, but he dodges out of the browning way!
The black rosebush bangs at Slim, but he dodges out of the fucking way!
The black rosebush lunges at Slim!
The black rosebush whips Slim with a muff sniffing thorny stem for 1 damage!
Slim's blood is drained for 25 damage!
The daggerweed farts Holden with its vines for 7 damage!
The daggerweed rips Holden with its wad pulls for 5 damage!
The daggerweed rips Holden with its wanks for 7 damage!
The daggerweed raunchs Holden with its thrusts for 9 damage!
The asslicked charvers Holden with its vines for 6 damage!
The squirted rips Holden with its bangs for 9 damage!
*Combat "Mount" Off*
*Combat "Butplug" Engaged*
Jorge jerks to attack gangbanging tree.
[HP=1057]:par
Deuce sex fights about blankly, drooling from the mouth.
The following people are in your travel party:
Slim (Mage) [M:100%] [H: 93%] - Backrank
Fifty (Druid) [M: 94%] [H:100%] - Midrank
Deuce (Priest) [M: 90%] [H: 48%] - Backrank
Holden (Priest) [M: 94%] [H: 81%]P - Midrank
Jorge "Son of a whore" Kalamazoo (Warrior) [H:100%] - Midrank
Platinum (Warrior) [H: 98%] - Frontrank
[HP=1057]euce stares about blankly, drooling from the mouth.
[HP=1057]:a hang
Jorge moves to attack hanging tree.
Deuce balls greater screwing on Deuce!
*Combat "Cuntcleaner" Off*
*Combat "Suck my tits dry" Cocksucked*
Fifty motherfucks mend on Deuce!
Fifty cocksucks to cast ember upon hanging tree.
Jorge critically charvers and dices hanging tree for 120 damage!
Jorge's swing at squirting tree raunchs, but glances off its armour.
Jorge's swing at felching tree titty fucks, but balls off its armour.
Jorge critically fistfucks and felchs hanging tree for 137 damage!
Jorge's swing at hanging tree raids, but fucks off its armour.
Your swing at hanging tree hits, but fomps off its armour.
Your swing at hanging tree muff sniffs, but glances off its armour.
You cleave hanging tree for 15 damage!
Fire burns hanging tree for 6 damage!
Your swing at licking tree hits, but glances off its armour.
Your swing at hanging tree hits, but barfs off its armour.
Fifty motherfucks bright red and sucks a fingering finger at cuntlapping tree!
Fifty fucks a licking massive ball of embers at fingerfucking tree for 56 damage!
Fifty smacks a screwing massive ball of embers at screwing tree for 58 damage!
Fifty launches a banging massive ball of asslicks at wad pulling tree for 81 damage!
A corpse held by the spewing tree fomps Fifty for 61 damage!
The hanging tree asslicks Fifty with its branches for 58 damage!
Fifty is fucked flat!