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masturbation in doormud [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:03 pm
by Raybdbomb
if this isn't masturbation, i don't know what is



Dark Cave

You see cockatrice here.

Obvious exits: north, south.

[ HP:107 SP:31 MF:63 ] [100%]: a

You prepare to attack cockatrice...

You swing at cockatrice with your nature's hand, but miss.

Cockatrice turns you to stone!

Cockatrice bites you for 8 damage!

You are stunned!

Cockatrice lunges at you with its teeth, but misses.

You are stunned!

Cockatrice bites you for 6 damage!

You swing at cockatrice with your nature's hand, but miss.

Cockatrice bites you for 6 damage!

You critically smack cockatrice for 15 damage!

Cockatrice bites you for 7 damage!

You swing at cockatrice with your nature's hand, but miss.

Cockatrice lunges at you with its teeth, but misses.

Helmut gossips: "hehe"

You smack cockatrice for 7 damage!

Cockatrice lunges at you with its teeth, but misses.

You swing at cockatrice with your nature's hand, but miss.

Cockatrice lunges at you with its teeth, but misses.

You smack cockatrice for 6 damage!

Cockatrice bites you for 7 damage!

You smack cockatrice for 6 damage!

Cockatrice bites you for 8 damage!

You smack cockatrice for 8 damage!

Cockatrice bites you for 7 damage!

You smack cockatrice for 9 damage!

Cockatrice is dead!

You gain 190 experience points.

Re: masturbation in doormud [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:05 pm
by Raybdbomb
i was hoping the nature's hand would do the "drain" on the "cock"atrice



:lol:

Re: masturbation in doormud [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:05 pm
by Helmut
nature's hand smackin around the cock eh?

Re: masturbation in doormud [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 6:17 pm
by Speed
Ray, that was utterly stupid.

Re: masturbation in doormud [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 6:34 pm
by Raybdbomb
speed's just mad cuz he was confirmed gay by the gay test :lol:

Re: masturbation in doormud [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 6:58 pm
by Speed
You said in that post that if you think you are 1% gay, then you are gay. Guess what ray, you are 20 times gayer than 1%. You jump around your own words too much.

Re: masturbation in doormud [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 7:02 pm
by Raybdbomb
the test obviously over-exaggerates by about 20% :P

Re: masturbation in doormud [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 6:43 pm
by Delete
since when was there any doubt that ray is much gayer then 20%?? I'm sayin upwards of 80-90%... he still admits he likes girls a little bit...

Re: masturbation in doormud [Archive] - ForumsHQ

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 7:02 pm
by Raybdbomb
nevermind.... :P