The Eulogy
Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:29 pm
The Eulogy
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and
had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this
time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her
coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very
loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner
leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first,
second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and
had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this
time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her
coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very
loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner
leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first,
second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."