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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.



(Lick finger and wipe her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.



Nice legs ... what time do they open?



Do you work for Post Office ? I thought I saw you checking out my package.



You've got 206 bones in your body .... want one more?



Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?



I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.



I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?



I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.



Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.



I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.



You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.



I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.



If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.



Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.



You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.



You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?



Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.



My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.



Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?



Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.



I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?



Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?



Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???



Get your coat, you've scored.



If we can get to my house by eight you should be home in front of the TV by nine.



It's your lucky night. The wife's at her mothers.

haha



(On a side note, cause I don't feel like making a new thread)

Go to ehowa.com. Search for 'you and I take for granted' (the last phrase in the second paragraph of today's entry). Click the link for the slideshow. (Contains nudity)



Is this not perhaps the hottest girl you've ever seen? Geezus lord.

**This is YaMama**



The link isn't working for me.

http://www.thecia.net/users/stewarte/mypersonaltrainer.pps

YaMama, remind me why you're going to look at hot girls again?



Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.



yeah right lol

Ray - because I find some naked women to be attractive - does that bother you?



Speed - she isn't that hot!

yeah that does bother me... that means you're GAY

Speed - she isn't that hot!





Yes.... Yes she is... I think it's the oil, and her ass cheeks. And her abs. And her tits. Geezus. She's hot.

Originally posted by YaMamaBitch

Ray - because I find some naked women to be attractive - does that bother you?



Speed - she isn't that hot!



Not if she likes both, you nimrod!!! Shut up anyways. Woman on woman = very kewl!

Originally posted by Ray Dillyo

yeah that does bother me... that means you're GAY



Woah bitch, who's the gay one? I can't read a thread on MMB without hearing about how GAY you are. And personally, I feel guy on guy is 384935734897 times more disgusting than girl on girl. I'm attracted to the way they look, in a jealousy sort of way. I'm not attracted to THEM, you moron.



And FYI, I'm not bi-sexual. I'm strictly dickly.



AND!!! If someone being gay bothers you - you're a worthless piece of homophobic shit - open your mind.