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Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2003 4:21 pm
by Raybdbomb
"You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."



-Charles Barkley



edit- fixed the formatting, don't know HOW it got like that .... =\

Re: Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2003 4:43 pm
by Ark
heh, so damned true :P

Re: Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2003 4:54 pm
by Platinum
That's true..but he isn't the first one who said something to the affect of "...when the best rapper is white and the best golfer is black."



And he wasn't the first to say somethings wrong when Germany doesn't want to go to war:)

Re: Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2003 8:36 pm
by GAMI Hestity
:wizz: American Schooling.

If you really knew world history(As you'll learn it.. Anywhere outside this country) Deutchland's whole event w/the jews was almost identical to the kurds in iraq and turkey.. (As for the kurds.. They're a bunch of monkeys who occupy areas as civilians.. fill it up with them.. then kick out the police and set in their own government.. Thus the phrase,"Kurdish Territory" The best referance I can give you twards that is black hawk down.. thats why they dont just send the police back in to arrest them, lol) The Jews came to monopolize e*v*e*r*y*t*h*i*n*g* in Deutchland, They were just as bad, if not worse than Sadam is, and made life hell for everyone. Thats why people rallied behind Hitler.. Under him the life of the average citizen was not bad at all. Downsides being obvious... He took the support he got from there to go after the rest of the jews(Involved or not..) and to goto war(War = everything after the French surrendered.) There was an age old debate over if we should even have gone after them after Pearl Harbor(But they were an obvious threat) If Hitler hadn't been such a dickhead, the Eurasia area would probably consist of Russia, Deutchland, China, and (Maybe) India. I think Russia would've owned Deutchland even w/o U.S. interference though.. Unless they got their nuke done before winter was over..

Also, just for note- Both Deutchland AND Japan were months from having nukes; Accually it was thanks to one Deutch defector we pulled out(Someone say it and restore my faith in Americans please, grin) We wouldnt have had it first.

Re: Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2003 11:07 pm
by Reckless
it wasn't one German scientist, it was the crew of German scientists that helped us complete the "bomb". As for world history being faulty. History is specific to the nationality of the people writing it. Everyone has their opinions and reflections on what happened, but it is usually slighted in some way due to the writer's nationality and religion.

Re: Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:33 am
by Voodoo_Chile
The german scientists that defected were jewish, and later helped develop our nuclear weapons program. That, my friends, is irony at its finest. If Der Fukher (rofl) would have not chosen the jewish people as the sworn enemy of the reich, just maybe he would have been the one with the a-bomb. My only regret is that we didn't have the a-bomb a few short months earlier, before Germany surrendered unconditionally. I would have much rather seen one of them dropped on Berlin instead of wasting two on those little yellow japanese bastards.



Dennis Leary summed it up best. "Drop 'em if you got 'em."

Re: Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:37 am
by YaMamaBitch
everytime my dad gets drunk (lol, dont ask, i cant count) he loves to say "you know mar, somethings wrong when the best rapper is white, and the best golfer is black." i *heart* my daddy:)

Re: Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:48 am
by Voodoo_Chile
Rap is gay. I'm sick and tired of the awful dancesteps, the sampling of other people's music, the bad cornroll hairstyles & the cheesy, unoriginal names. For once I would like to see a rapper with a normal damn name, like MC Dave or ICE Chuck or GRANDMASTER Biff. Enough already. If your name is misspelled, begins with MC or ICE or ends in Flash or X, you should be strapped to a chair & have your eyes gouged out with cooking tongs. Rappers aren't buff, they aren't the stuff, and they're not tuff. I'm sure I have a worse criminal record than any one of those 'studio gangstas'.



"Gangsta, my ass. The worst thing you ever done was return a video to blockbuster two days late."

Re: Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:53 am
by Reckless
Originally posted by YaMamaBitch

everytime my dad gets drunk (lol, dont ask, i cant count) he loves to say "you know mar, somethings wrong when the best rapper is white, and the best golfer is black." i *heart* my daddy:)



Wanna see my golf CLUB? :cigar: :cheesy:

Re: Charles Barkley quote

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 1:09 am
by Platinum
Originally posted by Voodoo_Chile

Rap is gay. I'm sick and tired of the awful dancesteps, the sampling of other people's music, the bad cornroll hairstyles & the cheesy, unoriginal names. For once I would like to see a rapper with a normal damn name, like MC Dave or ICE Chuck or GRANDMASTER Biff. Enough already. If your name is misspelled, begins with MC or ICE or ends in Flash or X, you should be strapped to a chair & have your eyes gouged out with cooking tongs. Rappers aren't buff, they aren't the stuff, and they're not tuff. I'm sure I have a worse criminal record than any one of those 'studio gangstas'.



"Gangsta, my ass. The worst thing you ever done was return a video to blockbuster two days late."



LoL..I'm not even gonna go dig shit up and prove you wrong.



Original names? If you came on the scene named "MC Dave," "Ice Chuck," or "GrandMaster Biff," you'll get made fun of so bad it'll traumatise you.