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headlines of 2002

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 4:54 pm
by Raybdbomb
THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002 ...



Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Re: headlines of 2002

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 6:47 pm
by Platinum
LOL



Even though 2 or 3 arent really funny..



Thats funny.

Re: headlines of 2002

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 6:54 pm
by Speed
I've seen them before, those weren't in 2002. I'm not even sure if they are real headlines now that I've seen them for the hundredth time.

Re: headlines of 2002

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 9:11 pm
by Helmut
I'm not sure you're real. I think "speed" is the name of someone's automated posting program.

Re: headlines of 2002

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 8:24 am
by Speed
Could be. Never know.

Re: headlines of 2002

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 3:27 pm
by Relorian
And a good laugh was had by ME!



Relorian

Re: headlines of 2002

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 7:46 am
by Delete
yea that wasn't bad especially commin from ray...

Re: headlines of 2002

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2003 3:01 pm
by iNViSiGOD
Iraqui Head Seeks Arms :lol: good post ray :D