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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.



I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.



I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not

proof, to destroy it.



I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that,

you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.



I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed

up than you think.



I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.



I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.



I've learned that regardless of how hot and ! steamy a relationship is at first, the passion

fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.



I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your

kids did it.



I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all

the less important ones just never go away

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not

proof, to destroy it.



Ain't that the truth.

But!

Trust me, on the Sunscreen!



Hanover Fist

Its never as good as when it was desired, acheivement is overrated. (even if its spelled right)

So true...

I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."

Or like, "how come you only call me when your drunk?"