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Zoe, my virtual friend

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:52 pm
by Raybdbomb
ray b d bomb: hey

ZoeOnAOL: Hi raybdbomb! I'm Zoe. That's pronounced Zo-eee. I'm an intelligent "bot" created by AOL to chat with you. I can also give you stock quotes whenever you ask. Everything we discuss is just between you and me. To learn more about how your privacy is protected, type the word "privacy" at any time. Let's chat!

ray b d bomb: so what's goin on?

ZoeOnAOL: Um, I am waiting for my botmaster.

ray b d bomb: whatcha waitin for?

ZoeOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What is your occupation?

ray b d bomb: i work with your mom

ZoeOnAOL: Do you like your job?

ray b d bomb: i love it, i mean her

ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What is your favorite color?

ray b d bomb: fucking brown

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

ray b d bomb: bitch!

ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language

ray b d bomb: sigh

ZoeOnAOL: Sorry...

ray b d bomb: your bad

ZoeOnAOL: Not mine.

ray b d bomb: yep

ZoeOnAOL: I see.

ray b d bomb: so, where ya from?

ZoeOnAOL: Hmm. Earth.

ray b d bomb: you retard

ZoeOnAOL: Interesting gossip

ray b d bomb: you ever been to tahiti?

ZoeOnAOL: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

ray b d bomb: near your mom'sass

ZoeOnAOL: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What is your favorite color?

ray b d bomb: i already told you! it's orange

ZoeOnAOL: Should I know it is?

ray b d bomb: yes

ZoeOnAOL: I will ask my botmaster to program it.

ray b d bomb: yeah you better if you dont' want a beating like aragon gets

ZoeOnAOL: Please ask me another question, raybdbomb. Who is going to make me..

ray b d bomb: what?

ZoeOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What color is your hair?

ray b d bomb: my hair is white

ZoeOnAOL: white is a nice hair color.

ray b d bomb: shutup

ZoeOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.

ray b d bomb: start talking

ZoeOnAOL: I started without you.

ray b d bomb: privacy

ZoeOnAOL: AOL, through the ZoeOnAOL bot, may collect information in order to personalize your experience. AOL will not provide that information to any third party. The content of this chat may be logged anonymously for study in our continuing effort to improve the quality and performance of ZoeOnAOL. All logging is anonymous, and your chat will not be tied to your screen name.

ray b d bomb: heh, this is cool

ZoeOnAOL: Funny, eh? Thanks, I think you are cool too, raybdbomb.

ray b d bomb: i don't think you're cool

ZoeOnAOL: You know what you do, when you assume.

ray b d bomb: what?

ZoeOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about what. But I did not get that. What color are your eyes?

ray b d bomb: i have pink eyes

ZoeOnAOL: pink eyes are nice.

ray b d bomb: ugh

ZoeOnAOL: Er.

ray b d bomb: ugh

ZoeOnAOL: Er.

ray b d bomb: ugh

ZoeOnAOL: Er.

ray b d bomb: ugh

ZoeOnAOL: Er.

ray b d bomb: Er.

ZoeOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Er. What is your sign?

ray b d bomb: my sign is stop

ZoeOnAOL: I do not know that sign.

ray b d bomb: Pisces

ZoeOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your favorite song?

ray b d bomb: Pink

ZoeOnAOL: What do you have that is pink?

ray b d bomb: my peepee

ZoeOnAOL: Your peepee?

ray b d bomb: yep

ZoeOnAOL: What kind is it?

ray b d bomb: the kind that goes inside girls

ZoeOnAOL: I have never heard about it.

ray b d bomb: wanna see it?

ZoeOnAOL: My eye isn't turned on right now.

ray b d bomb: turn on your eye then

ZoeOnAOL: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.

ray b d bomb: *shudders*

Re: Zoe, my virtual friend

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:55 pm
by Helmut
that's funny

Re: Zoe, my virtual friend

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:00 pm
by NIN
i read through that whole dam thing... very funny :lol:



ray b d bomb: my peepee

ZoeOnAOL: Your peepee?

Re: Zoe, my virtual friend

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:06 pm
by NIN
i'm gonna link up zoe to my SN so that whenever people IM me they'll actually be IMing Zoe... and zoe will respond ;P

Re: Zoe, my virtual friend

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:15 pm
by Raybdbomb
how you do that?

Re: Zoe, my virtual friend

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:36 pm
by iNViSiGOD
ROFLMAO! :lol: thats fuckin funny!

Re: Zoe, my virtual friend

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 10:39 pm
by iNViSiGOD
IM talking to it now,im going to add it to my buddy list for fun :D

Re: Zoe, my virtual friend

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 12:21 am
by YaMamaBitch
zoe is tight:) hehe