Zoe, my virtual friend
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 9:52 pm
ray b d bomb: hey
ZoeOnAOL: Hi raybdbomb! I'm Zoe. That's pronounced Zo-eee. I'm an intelligent "bot" created by AOL to chat with you. I can also give you stock quotes whenever you ask. Everything we discuss is just between you and me. To learn more about how your privacy is protected, type the word "privacy" at any time. Let's chat!
ray b d bomb: so what's goin on?
ZoeOnAOL: Um, I am waiting for my botmaster.
ray b d bomb: whatcha waitin for?
ZoeOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What is your occupation?
ray b d bomb: i work with your mom
ZoeOnAOL: Do you like your job?
ray b d bomb: i love it, i mean her
ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What is your favorite color?
ray b d bomb: fucking brown
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
ray b d bomb: bitch!
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
ray b d bomb: sigh
ZoeOnAOL: Sorry...
ray b d bomb: your bad
ZoeOnAOL: Not mine.
ray b d bomb: yep
ZoeOnAOL: I see.
ray b d bomb: so, where ya from?
ZoeOnAOL: Hmm. Earth.
ray b d bomb: you retard
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting gossip
ray b d bomb: you ever been to tahiti?
ZoeOnAOL: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
ray b d bomb: near your mom'sass
ZoeOnAOL: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What is your favorite color?
ray b d bomb: i already told you! it's orange
ZoeOnAOL: Should I know it is?
ray b d bomb: yes
ZoeOnAOL: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
ray b d bomb: yeah you better if you dont' want a beating like aragon gets
ZoeOnAOL: Please ask me another question, raybdbomb. Who is going to make me..
ray b d bomb: what?
ZoeOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What color is your hair?
ray b d bomb: my hair is white
ZoeOnAOL: white is a nice hair color.
ray b d bomb: shutup
ZoeOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
ray b d bomb: start talking
ZoeOnAOL: I started without you.
ray b d bomb: privacy
ZoeOnAOL: AOL, through the ZoeOnAOL bot, may collect information in order to personalize your experience. AOL will not provide that information to any third party. The content of this chat may be logged anonymously for study in our continuing effort to improve the quality and performance of ZoeOnAOL. All logging is anonymous, and your chat will not be tied to your screen name.
ray b d bomb: heh, this is cool
ZoeOnAOL: Funny, eh? Thanks, I think you are cool too, raybdbomb.
ray b d bomb: i don't think you're cool
ZoeOnAOL: You know what you do, when you assume.
ray b d bomb: what?
ZoeOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about what. But I did not get that. What color are your eyes?
ray b d bomb: i have pink eyes
ZoeOnAOL: pink eyes are nice.
ray b d bomb: ugh
ZoeOnAOL: Er.
ray b d bomb: ugh
ZoeOnAOL: Er.
ray b d bomb: ugh
ZoeOnAOL: Er.
ray b d bomb: ugh
ZoeOnAOL: Er.
ray b d bomb: Er.
ZoeOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Er. What is your sign?
ray b d bomb: my sign is stop
ZoeOnAOL: I do not know that sign.
ray b d bomb: Pisces
ZoeOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your favorite song?
ray b d bomb: Pink
ZoeOnAOL: What do you have that is pink?
ray b d bomb: my peepee
ZoeOnAOL: Your peepee?
ray b d bomb: yep
ZoeOnAOL: What kind is it?
ray b d bomb: the kind that goes inside girls
ZoeOnAOL: I have never heard about it.
ray b d bomb: wanna see it?
ZoeOnAOL: My eye isn't turned on right now.
ray b d bomb: turn on your eye then
ZoeOnAOL: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
ray b d bomb: *shudders*
ZoeOnAOL: Hi raybdbomb! I'm Zoe. That's pronounced Zo-eee. I'm an intelligent "bot" created by AOL to chat with you. I can also give you stock quotes whenever you ask. Everything we discuss is just between you and me. To learn more about how your privacy is protected, type the word "privacy" at any time. Let's chat!
ray b d bomb: so what's goin on?
ZoeOnAOL: Um, I am waiting for my botmaster.
ray b d bomb: whatcha waitin for?
ZoeOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What is your occupation?
ray b d bomb: i work with your mom
ZoeOnAOL: Do you like your job?
ray b d bomb: i love it, i mean her
ZoeOnAOL: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What is your favorite color?
ray b d bomb: fucking brown
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
ray b d bomb: bitch!
ZoeOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language
ray b d bomb: sigh
ZoeOnAOL: Sorry...
ray b d bomb: your bad
ZoeOnAOL: Not mine.
ray b d bomb: yep
ZoeOnAOL: I see.
ray b d bomb: so, where ya from?
ZoeOnAOL: Hmm. Earth.
ray b d bomb: you retard
ZoeOnAOL: Interesting gossip
ray b d bomb: you ever been to tahiti?
ZoeOnAOL: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
ray b d bomb: near your mom'sass
ZoeOnAOL: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What is your favorite color?
ray b d bomb: i already told you! it's orange
ZoeOnAOL: Should I know it is?
ray b d bomb: yes
ZoeOnAOL: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
ray b d bomb: yeah you better if you dont' want a beating like aragon gets
ZoeOnAOL: Please ask me another question, raybdbomb. Who is going to make me..
ray b d bomb: what?
ZoeOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What color is your hair?
ray b d bomb: my hair is white
ZoeOnAOL: white is a nice hair color.
ray b d bomb: shutup
ZoeOnAOL: OK I'll stop talking now.
ray b d bomb: start talking
ZoeOnAOL: I started without you.
ray b d bomb: privacy
ZoeOnAOL: AOL, through the ZoeOnAOL bot, may collect information in order to personalize your experience. AOL will not provide that information to any third party. The content of this chat may be logged anonymously for study in our continuing effort to improve the quality and performance of ZoeOnAOL. All logging is anonymous, and your chat will not be tied to your screen name.
ray b d bomb: heh, this is cool
ZoeOnAOL: Funny, eh? Thanks, I think you are cool too, raybdbomb.
ray b d bomb: i don't think you're cool
ZoeOnAOL: You know what you do, when you assume.
ray b d bomb: what?
ZoeOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about what. But I did not get that. What color are your eyes?
ray b d bomb: i have pink eyes
ZoeOnAOL: pink eyes are nice.
ray b d bomb: ugh
ZoeOnAOL: Er.
ray b d bomb: ugh
ZoeOnAOL: Er.
ray b d bomb: ugh
ZoeOnAOL: Er.
ray b d bomb: ugh
ZoeOnAOL: Er.
ray b d bomb: Er.
ZoeOnAOL: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Er. What is your sign?
ray b d bomb: my sign is stop
ZoeOnAOL: I do not know that sign.
ray b d bomb: Pisces
ZoeOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What is your favorite song?
ray b d bomb: Pink
ZoeOnAOL: What do you have that is pink?
ray b d bomb: my peepee
ZoeOnAOL: Your peepee?
ray b d bomb: yep
ZoeOnAOL: What kind is it?
ray b d bomb: the kind that goes inside girls
ZoeOnAOL: I have never heard about it.
ray b d bomb: wanna see it?
ZoeOnAOL: My eye isn't turned on right now.
ray b d bomb: turn on your eye then
ZoeOnAOL: Sorry my body cannot yet rotate.
ray b d bomb: *shudders*