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Mouse Balls

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 4:23 pm
by BlackHaze
NOTE: This was a real memo sent out by a computer company

to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers

about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo

was quite genuine. The word is that the engineers literally rolled

on the floor!





If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may

need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field

Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,

replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly

trained personnel.



Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the

underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than

foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the

manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the

pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off

method.



Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive

handling can result in sudden discharge.



Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used

immediately.



It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for

maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.



Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in

charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep

in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy

customer.

Re: Mouse Balls

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 5:19 pm
by Helmut
Originally posted by BlackHaze





Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive

handling can result in sudden discharge.



Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used

immediately.



It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for

maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.



Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in

charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep

in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy

customer. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Mouse Balls

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 12:26 am
by The Ghost
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for

maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.



Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in

charge of removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep

in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy

customer.

That was the funniest part of that whole damn thing.

Re: Mouse Balls

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2003 1:55 am
by Reckless
good show! very funny :D