Old Eddie Murphy joke
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2003 3:40 pm
A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods.
And the bear, being a bear, goes off into the shrubs and relieves himself.
Well, the rabbit is standing there when the bear peeks around a bush and whispers, "Hey, rabbit, ya got probs with shit stickin to your fur?"
The rabbit stares at the bear, aghast at such a crude question, and replies, "No, I dont have a problem with shit sticking to my fur!"
So, the bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him.
Hanover Fist
Direct, gotta be direct.
:D
And the bear, being a bear, goes off into the shrubs and relieves himself.
Well, the rabbit is standing there when the bear peeks around a bush and whispers, "Hey, rabbit, ya got probs with shit stickin to your fur?"
The rabbit stares at the bear, aghast at such a crude question, and replies, "No, I dont have a problem with shit sticking to my fur!"
So, the bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him.
Hanover Fist
Direct, gotta be direct.
:D