points of life...
Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:14 am
1 -He who laughs last, thinks slowest
2 -Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
3 -A day without sunshine is like . ....night.
4 -On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5 -Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6 -I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7 -When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8 -Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
9 -Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
10-I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
12-I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
13-Honk if you love peace and quiet.
14-Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
15-Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
16-It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
17-It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
18-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you havea 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
19-You can't have everything, where would you put it?
20-Just remember. . . if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
2 -Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
3 -A day without sunshine is like . ....night.
4 -On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5 -Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6 -I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7 -When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8 -Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
9 -Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
10-I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
12-I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
13-Honk if you love peace and quiet.
14-Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
15-Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
16-It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
17-It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
18-The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you havea 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
19-You can't have everything, where would you put it?
20-Just remember. . . if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.