the 5 things most important to a pizza delivery guy
Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2003 9:31 pm
#1 a car - need a car or else delivering teh pizza will take ages and by the time its delivered it will be cold
#2 a map - gotta know where the hell your going, or else its really no point in delivering pizza
#3 a porno - gotta keep yourself busy while waiting for a delivery
#4 money - need money for gas
#5 a life - THATS RIGHT, A LIFE FOR ALL YOU MOFOS WHO WANT A SHOT AT BEING A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY... GODDAMN IF YOU NEED ALL OF THE ABOVE THEN BEING A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY IS REALLY REALLY POINTLESS
(cept for partys :hump: )
#2 a map - gotta know where the hell your going, or else its really no point in delivering pizza
#3 a porno - gotta keep yourself busy while waiting for a delivery
#4 money - need money for gas
#5 a life - THATS RIGHT, A LIFE FOR ALL YOU MOFOS WHO WANT A SHOT AT BEING A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY... GODDAMN IF YOU NEED ALL OF THE ABOVE THEN BEING A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY IS REALLY REALLY POINTLESS
(cept for partys :hump: )