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A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 7:58 am
by AdmiralAcid
One day I go to take a big Country Boy shit. Half way thrugh my dump I noticed an odd chemical type smell (for my shit don't stink). Sniffing left, then sniffing to my right, i could not isolate where the non-crap smell was comming from. Shurgging my sholders and continuming my excretion, I noticed my butthole started to burn (as well as my eye's and nose). Well, with my excellent reasoning and superior detective skills, (or my weird fixation with human excrement) I took a gander between my legs at the log i had created. To my surprize my turd and the water in the bowl were bubbling and frothing up! Not to mention the smell of this was making me light headed. I quickly whiped my ass clean (painfuly i might add) and flushed the toilet.
Investigating further I found out that Bleach was placed in my john as a substatute for toilet bowl cleaner.
THIS IS WHY THEY MAKE IT THAT COMMON BLUE COLOR WE ALL LOVE TO FLUSH BEFORE WE shit!
Re: A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 8:06 am
by zan
thats gotta suck. They make green now too instead of the blue, but the blue is fun cause when you piss in it it turns green.
Re: A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 8:17 am
by Panterra X
lmao sick and wrong
Re: A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 8:39 am
by Speed
lol, that was hilarious. It happens to the best of us. The worst is when you drop a two flusher and clog the bitch, then you got that smell for a while.
Re: A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 10:27 am
by Prince Galahad
you fuckers are sumptin else
lmao
Re: A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 11:15 am
by Raybdbomb
omg this once i went pee in the toilet and it was extremely bubbly and smelly, like ammonia. i mean it made my eyes water adn everything.... i thought it was cause i had just wanked it or somethin... but i later found out that the toilet was filled with bleach, like you, and man that was messed up.... glad i didn't take a dump tho lol!
Re: A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 11:23 am
by The Ghost
heh.. man thats just some sick ass shit.. yall needa get a life
Re: A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 11:28 am
by syntax53
Originally posted by The Ghost
heh.. man thats just some sick ass shit.. yall needa get a life
going to the bathroom isn't a part of life? how long have you been holding it in, damn! ;)
-syn
Re: A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 11:32 am
by The Ghost
ohh about 20 years
Re: A real shitty story (true personal story)
Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2003 11:38 am
by Speed
Damn, I hold that for 20 hours and I'm already gettin pains.