jokes
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 11:15 pm
Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba that
she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.
" The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over
to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
******
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40
and says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'Bout what?"
******
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink,"
and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."
she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.
" The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over
to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
******
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40
and says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'Bout what?"
******
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink,"
and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."