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A Girls Prayer:



Lord,

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who's willy is thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,

In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to shag my best friend.

Amen.





A Boy's Prayer:



Lord,

I pray for a nympho with huge boobs

who owns a beer store.

Amen

You're a lyrical genius. kinda like me

Originally posted by Tristian

A Boy's Prayer:



Lord,

I pray for a nympho with huge boobs

who owns a beer store and grows her own weed.

Amen



Hey, I've got a bumper-sticker kind of like that:)



says something like..



"Single male seeking double-jointed stripper who owns her own brewery and grows her own pot."



classified..



Heh, I'd fuckin DIE laughing if I ever saw that in the classifieds..

Wouldn't it be awesome if you found a double-jointed stripper who owns her own brewery and grows her own pot?

heh..damn skippy it would be

Originally posted by Platinum





Hey, I've got a bumper-sticker kind of like that:)



says something like..



"Single male seeking double-jointed stripper who owns her own brewery and grows her own pot."



classified..



Heh, I'd fuckin DIE laughing if I ever saw that in the classifieds..



it can be arranged....

yea just ask my old lady ;) no really you would be in heaven!