Lost at sea [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 7:01 pm
Two men were sailing the Pacific when their boat was caught in a storm, blown off course and disabled. After days of drifting lost at sea the men are down in the hold looking for any food or supplies that are still usable when one finds an old lamp tossed in a corner. He vigorously rubs the lamp, hoping that somehow a genie will come out, just like in all the old stories.
Sure enough, out pops a beautiful female genie, who says "Thank you for freeing me from my imprisonment, for this I will grant you one wish."
The man realizes he is only getting one wish, so he'd better make it a good one. The man thinks for a while and finally says "I wish the ocean was made of beer instead of water."
The genie waves her hands in an intricate pattern, and the seawater is transformed into the world's finest brew. With this, the genie vanishes.
After watching this entire exchange, the second man approaches the first, "Damn it man!" he exclaims, quite angrily, "now we have to piss in the boat!"
Helmut
Sure enough, out pops a beautiful female genie, who says "Thank you for freeing me from my imprisonment, for this I will grant you one wish."
The man realizes he is only getting one wish, so he'd better make it a good one. The man thinks for a while and finally says "I wish the ocean was made of beer instead of water."
The genie waves her hands in an intricate pattern, and the seawater is transformed into the world's finest brew. With this, the genie vanishes.
After watching this entire exchange, the second man approaches the first, "Damn it man!" he exclaims, quite angrily, "now we have to piss in the boat!"
Helmut