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Some things you just can't explain.

E-I-E-I-Oh shit.





A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed.

A man comes in and asks the farmer, 'Hey, why are you

sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'



Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'



Man: 'So what happened that is so horrible?'



Farmer: 'Well, if you must know, today I was sitting

by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about

full, she took her left leg and kicked it over'



Man: 'That's not so bad, what's the big deal?'



Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain. '



Man: 'So then what happened?'



Farmer: 'I took her left leg and tied it to the post

on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and

continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about

full she took her right leg and kicked it over. '



Man: 'Again? So what did you do then?'



Farmer: 'I took her right leg and tied it to the post

on the right. '



Man: 'And then what.'



Farmer: 'I sat back down and continued to milk her and

just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid

cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.'



Man: 'Wow, you must have been pretty upset.'



Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'



Man: 'So then what did you do?'



Farmer: 'Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took

off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that

moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'

Hey, that sound like something Plat would do.. ;)

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