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A couple of Georgia hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calle 911. He tells the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence followed by a shot. The guy's voice comes back on the line says, "Ok, now what?"

i got a better one:



Reckless walks into a bar,and I kill him

"At no point in your rambling, did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Originally posted by syntax53

"At no point in your rambling, did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."





Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.



you forgot that line. :)

hehe, very fitting for this thread!

Funny thing is artic probably isn't even old enough to be in a bar, so technically it would be impossible.

know who else isnt old enough to be in a bar?

you

hahaha

i'm on a roll

Yeah. I'm young. Damn. In my county ya have to be 37 to go to the bar, otherwise I'd be old enough, since I'm 23. Not that I go to the bar all the time, but I am old enough, and do go every once in awhile. As if I have to prove anything, except to prove that once again, you are wrong, artic.

Just apply the artic test to whatever he types. The artic test is simple, you look at what he wrote and if there are any symbols, letters or words, it is in fact false. :D

If anyone has taken the time to rummage through the members section they will see that artic was born in 1985. Now if that is correct he is currently 17 years old. I wouldnt recommend people getting all worked up over an immature 17 year old because it just aint worth it.