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Did you see down at the bottom under 'True Christian Movie Guide'? Lord of the rings is listed as a sexually depraved world...

Quote As every unsaved person who has read Tolkein's disgusting series of books already knows, they are filled with depictions of sex between races, species, and even explicit coded passages detailing an elf's homosexual tryst with two goblins (which is just a fancy secular word for demons). Tolkein even has the audacity to try and top the Bible by depicting gruesome battle scenes and horrible attrocities. Nice try, Mr. Tolkein, but leave the horror to God, He's the expert. [/quote]

Taken from the page itself...I especially love the last sentence...these people are so sad...they have no clue about the reality of it all..

Went to take a quiz, like you suggested xetox...um, no thanks heh...the titles of those quizes made me sick...heres a good example:

The Bible Sex Quiz: Part II

What parts of the human body does God command us to hack off if used inappropriately? Take this quiz to find out!

The Bible Diet Quiz

What does God want us to eat? What sort of foods, if eaten, will send a person directly to Hell? Take the Bible Diet Quiz and find out!

Creation Science Quiz

Do you know why there are clouds in the sky? Do you know why some women are unable to have children? Find out what the Holy Bible has to say!

The Wrath of God Quiz

How many people did God kill in one day for having premarital sex? What does God do to people who make fun of Him? Take this quiz to get the answers to these questions and many more like them.

Ok..ok..we get the picture...I have a little problem with this site, its just way too fukin funny that people actually think this way! It's both sad and at the same time, funny, but in an odd way...

I have alot to say about the topic of religion...maybe we should start a religious discussion forum, and everyone can get baked and then post (usually, thats the best time to have a philosophical/religious debate/discussion heh).

(HEY, I'm being serious here! Don't laugh!!

Its a blast to dicuss religion, but that site u have to admit is funny, I am a cristian and I dont think I am looked down apon because I can laff at shit like that.......but I could be wrong and I prolly am damed to a life in hell

heres a wild idea for all you 'god fearin' ppl....there is no hell and no devil

since the almight mR. bLACK said it, it MUST be true! ya need some proofs, some evidence, some logic

As it is said, so be it...blah blah bible talk...blah blah heh

Want some logic? Heres some logic:

God, a perfect being of love, creates us, imperfect beings, and asks us to be perfect, and then punishes us for not being perfect...that is NOT logic...logic dictates that somewhere here is wrong.

The logic above is the logic of religion...heres the logic of it tho:

God loves us, because love is the most powerful force, why have anythign else? He loves us, and no matter what we do, he will love us, even if we do what other people say is wrong, why would he judge us? We are His children...what parent doesnt protect their child when they did someone else wrong? (Other than the insane or unloving ones...duh)

So, following this logic...theres no hell, because really, the only hell is not being with God, and thats right now, in this plane of existance...

As for the devil...theres no devil...the current devil that modern religions refer to is based on the pagan god of the same description...the pagan god had antlers, red skin and satyrical legs...the christians, when they were converting pagans used the pagan gods as a way to tell them they were worshiping the wrong gods...blah blah, all verifiable facts, that most ppl know, or should know if you don't accept everythign every priest sayes as truth.

But, if every student in America was taught critical thinking, rather than believing everything they are taught in schools, the government and religious situations would not be the way they are.

can't argue with the truth..

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