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Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:32 pm
A professor at the University of West Virginia was
giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel
for his audience, he asks "How many people here
believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their
hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you
who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen
a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's
really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15
students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever
touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Billy Ray raises his hand. The
professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all
the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has
ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got
to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin,
and began to make his way up to the podium. When he
reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
"So, Billy Ray, tell us what it's like to have sex
with a ghost?" Billy Ray replied, "Shiiiiit!!! From
way back thar I thought you said, "Goats"!!
giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel
for his audience, he asks "How many people here
believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their
hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you
who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen
a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's
really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15
students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever
touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Billy Ray raises his hand. The
professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all
the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has
ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got
to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin,
and began to make his way up to the podium. When he
reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
"So, Billy Ray, tell us what it's like to have sex
with a ghost?" Billy Ray replied, "Shiiiiit!!! From
way back thar I thought you said, "Goats"!!