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Rejected Dr. Seuss books:



The Cat in the Blender

Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

Fox in Detox

Who Shat in the Hat?

Horton Hires a Ho

The Flesh-Eating Lorax

How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?

Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch

Marvin K. Mooney, Get the &@

Are You My Proctologist?

Yentl the Lentil

My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket

Aunts in My Pants

Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

Horton Fakes an Orgasm

The Grinch's Ten Inches

My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket



ROFL! :lol: