You are ALL banned
Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:25 pm
I'm sure you all have many questions. "Kurt, what is it that we can't do?", "Kurt, Why can't we?", "Kurt, where can't we go?" ,etc.
Luckily, I have (all) the answers!
As the title states, you are all banned. No, I'm not finally ridding the mud world of all of you. Although the Dark Master knows I should.
What you are banned from is this: Damage Inc. is once again gathering at Texas de Brazil on friday June 30th. For your safety, we have extended your banishment to include the entire "Streets of Woodfield" complex/shopping center. Besides the obvious reasons of us not wanting to look at you dregs of the mud society, this banishment is in place mainly for your protection. For example, if anyone would happen to run into us, accidents can happen. Such as (but not limited to the following):
1. I could hurl you to the ground head and neck first. Then proceed to pummel you into unconsciousness or rip one of your appendages off.
2. Jedi could sit on you (this is especially bad in conjunction with #1).
3. Rust could annoy you so much via arguing that your head could explode. In this kind of heat, that's not a chance that we need to take!
4. Virucizer could kill you by pointing his finger at you, and yelling "Bang!".
5. I could break your freakin ankle.
6. If any of you actually HAD girlfriends, they would immediately try to have sex with me. However, I reserve the right to use #1 and/or #5 on them if they are overweight or otherwise not up to my standards.
So, you see, it is with all of your interests in mind that these rules were enacted. Friday June 30th from 6:30pm until midnight (Central Standard Time) are all hereby banned from the above mentioned locations. This has been a public service announcement, from your friends here at Damage Inc.
That is all.
Luckily, I have (all) the answers!
As the title states, you are all banned. No, I'm not finally ridding the mud world of all of you. Although the Dark Master knows I should.
What you are banned from is this: Damage Inc. is once again gathering at Texas de Brazil on friday June 30th. For your safety, we have extended your banishment to include the entire "Streets of Woodfield" complex/shopping center. Besides the obvious reasons of us not wanting to look at you dregs of the mud society, this banishment is in place mainly for your protection. For example, if anyone would happen to run into us, accidents can happen. Such as (but not limited to the following):
1. I could hurl you to the ground head and neck first. Then proceed to pummel you into unconsciousness or rip one of your appendages off.
2. Jedi could sit on you (this is especially bad in conjunction with #1).
3. Rust could annoy you so much via arguing that your head could explode. In this kind of heat, that's not a chance that we need to take!
4. Virucizer could kill you by pointing his finger at you, and yelling "Bang!".
5. I could break your freakin ankle.
6. If any of you actually HAD girlfriends, they would immediately try to have sex with me. However, I reserve the right to use #1 and/or #5 on them if they are overweight or otherwise not up to my standards.
So, you see, it is with all of your interests in mind that these rules were enacted. Friday June 30th from 6:30pm until midnight (Central Standard Time) are all hereby banned from the above mentioned locations. This has been a public service announcement, from your friends here at Damage Inc.
That is all.