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To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by Kurt_Anglecizer
One of the all-time Greats

Half a score, and one year ago, an account was created on tdh.com that would change the MUD world forever. “Cain69”, who was really a strong, agile, durable, intelligent, wise, and charismatic young man with no computer skills from Aroma Park, IL. And though he typed with only two fingers at that point, he began to learn the game of mud very quickly. From his first macro, “g gol;g sil” to steal money from his friend Rooster, to his meteoric rise as the #1 mystic in the realm, it was obvious that he was destined for greatness. He embraced his destiny the next fall and joined Damage Inc. in 1998.

Armed with a new outlook and a dialup node (bye-bye telnet..), Cain began to turn into the unstoppable force that he is today. Victim after victim fell to his fury. One particular occasion, he killed a kindly and helpful character named “Uncle” in cold blood and for no apparent reason. The Bronzewood forest turned red with blood, and the once named “ogre encampment” became forever known as “filthy”. Yes, Cain had truly turned to the ways of Damage Inc.! Cain’s civic duties were no less astounding, as he was not only able to single-handedly stop vines from growing in the town square, but also to keep Arkady confined to the bank. Over the next several years, the played behind “Cain69” became known as the greatest PvPer of all time, displaying his patented “PvP Wizardry” on boards such as: notorious, realmud, boinkmachine, gates of hell, elitegamers, OMC, collision x, morbid, etc…until most recently, mudrevolution had to be reset to be free of Cain’s tyranny.

Whether he killed someone as “Cain Muffdiver”, “Kurt Anglecizer”, “Chris Jericho”, “Markus Fenix”, to name a few.. it mattered not – for the victim was overwhelmed. Through all of this, Cain has retained his sense of honor and fairness that everyone can aspire to emulate. He remains the one member of Damage Inc. that actually cares about a fair fight. Let us celebrate these 11 years of Cain’s mastery of mud and truly appreciate his awesome and unparalleled talents.



To one of the all-time greats: Myself.

That is all.

Re: To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by Raiden

Re: To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by Raybdbomb
I think I wet myself.

Re: To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by The Ghost
lol.. that was nice.. I like it.

Re: To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by We AllShallDie
kurt for vp

Re: To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by Raybdbomb
Markus Fenix. Please. I would own you at gears.

Re: To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by Lyki11
Damage Inc= 5v1..True pvper's don't post themselves as legends, they are anointed. Whenever someone speaks of pvp, whenever damage inc becomes a topic, they speak of group fagbangs, not of the one individual who stands out from the crowd.

Re: To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by Kurt_Anglecizer
Quote:





Originally Posted by Raybdbomb


Markus Fenix. Please. I would own you at gears.







You, sir, would do no such thing. What's your live name?

Re: To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by Kurt_Anglecizer
Quote:





Originally Posted by Lyki11


Damage Inc= 5v1..True pvper's don't post themselves as legends, they are anointed. Whenever someone speaks of pvp, whenever damage inc becomes a topic, they speak of group fagbangs, not of the one individual who stands out from the crowd.







I guess they're still stupid in Virginia or whatever hill you're from. I never mention script killing people, and that's not what I'm all about. I mean, I WILL kill your script, but I'd much rather (and enjoy more) fight at keys. Don't be bitter, this is a celebration...

Re: To One of the All Time Greats

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by Luther
Self Proclaiming Greatness, that sounds like Damage Inc..



Mad Props to the King of A Text Based Game







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