Gay Bob [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Mon May 20, 2002 2:13 pm
Gay Bob goes into the doctor's office and has some
tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm
not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Go home, eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20
unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, + box of Grape
nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune
juice."
Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better
understanding of what your ass is for."
tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "Bob, I'm
not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Bob is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
"Go home, eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20
unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno
peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, + box of Grape
nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune
juice."
Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better
understanding of what your ass is for."