SIGN'S and their interpretation [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2002 12:55 pm
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign
on top of
their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES - $50."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told
them they'd
either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just
then, another
car passed by with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't
stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop said.
"Their sign
pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took
their sign
down and drove off.
The following day found the same cop in the same
area when he
noticed the two ladies driving around with a large
sign on their
car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he begin to catch
up with them
when he noticed the new sign which now read:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER - $50"
on top of
their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES - $50."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told
them they'd
either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just
then, another
car passed by with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't
stop them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop said.
"Their sign
pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took
their sign
down and drove off.
The following day found the same cop in the same
area when he
noticed the two ladies driving around with a large
sign on their
car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he begin to catch
up with them
when he noticed the new sign which now read:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER - $50"