Detroit Lions [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:28 am
What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and the Taliban?
The Taliban has a running game.
How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
Put a goal post in it.
What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Superbowl ring?
A thief.
Why doesn’t Flint have a professional football team?
Because then Detroit would want one.
What do you call 47 people sitting around a television watching the Superbowl?
The Detroit Lions.
What do the Detroit Lions and Opossums have in common? Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.
The Taliban has a running game.
How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.
How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
Put a goal post in it.
What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Superbowl ring?
A thief.
Why doesn’t Flint have a professional football team?
Because then Detroit would want one.
What do you call 47 people sitting around a television watching the Superbowl?
The Detroit Lions.
What do the Detroit Lions and Opossums have in common? Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.