Blonde and Redhead [Archive] - ForumsHQ
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2002 1:19 pm
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down
the street and
pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her
boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, 'Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying
me flowers again.
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, 'You
don't like getting
flowers?'
The redhead says, 'I love getting flowers, but he
always has
expectations after giving me flowers, and I don't
feel like spending the
next three days on my back with my legs in the air'
The blonde says: 'Don't you have a vase? '
the street and
pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her
boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, 'Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying
me flowers again.
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, 'You
don't like getting
flowers?'
The redhead says, 'I love getting flowers, but he
always has
expectations after giving me flowers, and I don't
feel like spending the
next three days on my back with my legs in the air'
The blonde says: 'Don't you have a vase? '