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Best way to see flying saucers

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by itsmelisa
I asked my uncle if he knew the best way to see flying saucers.

He said, "Yes, pinch the waitress."





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- Lisa

Re: Best way to see flying saucers

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by ari
On behalf of the waitress, I'm here to subpoena you for her sexual harassment case against your Uncle. I intend to prove that this act was premeditated, and was carried out to humiliate my client, while also providing your relative with lewd sexual pleasure. I will see you in court. Good day.

I SAID GOOD DAY.

Re: Best way to see flying saucers

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by iNViSiGOD
Quote:





Originally Posted by ari


On behalf of the waitress, I'm here to subpoena you for her sexual harassment case against your Uncle. I intend to prove that this act was premeditated, and was carried out to humiliate my client, while also providing your relative with lewd sexual pleasure. I will see you in court. Good day.











I SAID GOOD DAY.

Re: Best way to see flying saucers

Posted: Thu Jan 01, 1970 12:00 am
by ari
/bow