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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2001 8:05 pm
Papa Lion, Mama Lion and Kid Lion where all living together, until Papa and Mama decided to get a divorce.
During the trial, the judge asked the Kid, where do you want to live, with your Mama?
The Kid replies, no, my mama beats me.
The judge then askes, so, then you want to live with your Papa.
The Kid replies, no, he beats me even more than Mama does.
The judge, perplexed, askes, so then, were do you want to live.
The Kid, thinks a moment, then replies, The Detroit Lions.
The judge, sits back in his chair, scratches his chin, and says, why would you want to live with the Detroit Lions?
The Kid, I hear they never beat anyone.
Tristian
During the trial, the judge asked the Kid, where do you want to live, with your Mama?
The Kid replies, no, my mama beats me.
The judge then askes, so, then you want to live with your Papa.
The Kid replies, no, he beats me even more than Mama does.
The judge, perplexed, askes, so then, were do you want to live.
The Kid, thinks a moment, then replies, The Detroit Lions.
The judge, sits back in his chair, scratches his chin, and says, why would you want to live with the Detroit Lions?
The Kid, I hear they never beat anyone.
Tristian